No Strings Attached (I) (2011)

Greta Gerwig: Patrice

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Quotes 

• Patrice : It's like a crime scene in my pants.

• Adam : I understand what's going on. You're all on the same cycle. This is very exciting. Your uterine walls will be shedding for the next three to five days.

  Shira : Nice memorization. Did you Google that?

  Adam : I may have. Because you're women. And I think that's a beautiful thing. Oh...

  [takes out a CD] 

  Adam : I also made you this.

  [hands it to Emma] 

  Adam : To help soothe your womb.

  Patrice : It's a mix!..."Even Flow." "Red, Red Wine."

  Shira : "Sunday Bloody Sunday"?

  Emma : Adam. You made me... a period mix?

  Guy : That's so romantic!

  Patrice : Frank Sinatra, "I've Got the World on a String"!

  Adam : It's a classic.

• Emma : The height difference! When we stand next to each other it looks like he's kidnapping me.

  Patrice : You always do this. You always find something wrong with everybody who likes you. And I date guys who have real problems. I date guys who steal my credit card and then they tell me it's my fault because I left it out. You find these perfect guys and then you're like, it will never work he's too happy.

  Emma : What's up, Dr. Metzner!

  [shocked] 

  Emma : Did I just say what's up to Steven Metzner?

  Patrice : That was really hard to watch.

  Emma : Look I know I'm supposed to want to be in a relationship, but I just end up with a broken heart and a bunch of his old t-shirts.

• Guy : I love it when we're all on the same cycle. We all get to be passive-aggressive and fight.

  Patrice : You are not even a woman.

• Patrice : [Into front door intercom]  Hello?

  Adam : Hi, it's Adam.

  Patrice : [Looks at Emma, who shakes her head "no", then back into intercom]  Go away.

  Adam : I've got cupcakes.

  [Gets buzzed in] 

• Patrice : Don't worry, we're all doctors here, so we've seen plenty of penises.

• Patrice : This is a frat party. You just have to be drunk and look hot. Watch and learn.

  [gets on table and yells to the whole party] 

  Patrice : Hey! Hey! I'm so drunk!

• Eli : Hey!

  Patrice : Did we? Yes, we did. We went to college together. You have two gay dads.

  Eli : Yeah, I'm the man with the two gay dads.

  Patrice : They helped me move my boxes sophomore year.

  Eli : They're the best. I love them. I'm super straight, though.

  Patrice : Okay.