- Adam Janikowski: [addressing the combined AA/Al-Anon meeting] I know, right? I was a *stunt man*! I was literally shot out of a cannon, set on fire for six minutes... none of that could've ever prepared me for being married to an alcoholic.
- Adam Janikowski: [playing guitar, misses chord] Whoopsie.
- [does it again]
- Adam Janikowski: Whoopsie.
- [does it again]
- Adam Janikowski: Whoopsie. Hey, wait'll you hear this.
- Bonnie Plunkett: I have been hearing it, and for your sake I hope the song's name is 'Whoopsie'.
- Bonnie Plunkett: [showing an apartment, walks in on Jill and Rod laying under a sheet on the floor] Whoopsie! Looks like our painters are taking a break.
- Jill Kendall: [thinking] Yes... we are waiting for the base coat to dry.