- Daniel Martin: Please, Simon. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
- Simon Ferguson: Oh, darn the luck, you were one please too short. But thank you for playing.
- Brooke: Steven Preminger hit me!
- Simon Ferguson: Well, that's just his prepubescent way of asking you for a date. Kick him in the groin and say yes.
- Simon Ferguson: I hope you enjoyed your stay at the Metropolitan.
- Hotel Guest: Oh yeah, very much.
- Simon Ferguson: And ooh la la la, I can see why. Somebody's been watching the naughty channel! Can all these be yours?
- Hotel Guest: Can I, uh, just sign my bill?
- Simon Ferguson: Oh, I have to confirm all charges, sir, and you've got nine rather graphic ones here. It's a wonder you ever left your room! Next time you should really see something of the city.
- [Guest grabs suitcases and bolts out the door]
- Simon Ferguson: We'll bill your card, and if you liked us, tell a friend!
- Gwen Martin: [Rose is helping Gwen with her boyfriend] So, what should I do?
- Yorgo Galfanikos: The answer is obvious. You must kill his father!