Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (2009)

Ed Westwick: Chuck Bass

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Quotes 

• Georgina Sparks : I went to church, found Jesus and told him all my sins.

  Chuck Bass : I bet that was a long talk.

• Blair Waldorf : [on phone]  I thought that if I proved the North Caroliar was cheating with his ex, that would be it, but... she fell for his business-meeting excuse. Monkey-business, more likely.

  Chuck Bass : Serena and Poppy are both fighting over the banana.

  Blair Waldorf : I'm really worried, Chuck. You know how Serena is, she gets in over her head. We need to expose the two-timer for what he is. What do you say, Bass? One last mission?

  Chuck Bass : By any chance, do you have Poppy Lifton's phone number?

  Gossip Girl : [voice-over]  Queen of hearts, or queen of heartache. Careful, B, cut off the head of one love triangle... one of your own might grow back in its place.

• Serena van der Woodsen : I didn't steal your boyfriend, Poppy.

  Poppy Lifton : You know what, it's not even you I'm mad at. It's him.

  [starts hitting Gabriel] 

  Poppy Lifton : I am gonna kill you!

  Chuck Bass : No one's killing anyone. It's a co-op cocktail party.