Belinda Lang: Margot

Quotes 

• Susan Harper : Hi Ben! This is my friend, Margot!

  Ben Harper : Oh, Margot! I've heard so much about you - all of it, last night.

  Margot : So, you're the one who took Susan off the market!

  Ben Harper : Yes - impulse buy!

• Margot : [to Susan]  Whatever happened to Nick?

  Ben Harper : Nick? Huh! He moved out ages ago! Good riddance!

  Margot : Nick lived with you?

  Ben Harper : Yes, he lived with us. He's our son.

  Margot : Oh, I meant Susan's old boyfriend Nick.

  Ben Harper : Hang on. You named our first born after one of your boyfriends?

  Susan Harper : I just liked the name!

  Ben Harper : Well, I like pizza, but I'm not going to call my son Pepperoni!

  Margot : Oh, don't worry, Ben. She was never that serious about Nick. I always thought you'd end up with Michael.

  Ben Harper : Michael?

  Susan Harper : It was so long ago!

  Ben Harper : You named our children after your exes? What about Janey?

  Susan Harper : Everybody experiments!

• Margot : Listen, I've got a favour to ask you. A friend told me that Phil's going on a date this weekend. I was thinking about going out tonight to try to find someone to make him jealous. Do you want to come? I know it sounds petty.

  Susan Harper : I love being petty! It will be fun!

• Susan Harper : How could you?

  Ben Harper : Susan, I swear to you, nothing happened! Nothing... happened. Nothing happened, did it?

  Margot : We didn't do anything! We just had too much to drink, that's all. Ben was nice enough to see me home, he sang two verses of I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt and then passed out!

• Margot : Susan, please! In all the time we knew each other, did I ever make a play for one of your boyfriends?

  Susan Harper : No... but I could trust them.

  Ben Harper : Well, maybe you should have married one of them, then!

• Margot : [Shoving Susan and Ben into her wardrobe]  Please! I'm trying to save my marriage!

  Susan Harper : I'm not hiding with him!

  Ben Harper : I'm not hiding with you, either!

  Margot : Shut up!

• Phil : [about Ben]  Seeing you with that other man made me realise I'm still in love with you.

  Margot : I'm still in love with you too.

  Phil : Really? But the two of you looked awfully cosy last night.

  Margot : Oh, please! He's a dentist, for God's sake!