My Family (TV Series)
A Very Brief Encounter (2009)
Gabriel Thomson: Michael Harper
Quotes
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Roger Bailey : There's only one Abi.
Michael Harper : I think we'd all agree on that.
Roger Bailey : I'll never find anyone else.
Michael Harper : Sure you will.
Janey Harper : Roger, you're better off. You'll see. Just give it time.
Alfie Butts : Janey's right. Time heals all wounds. In another 50 years, you'd be dead, so you won't have to think about it anymore!
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Janey Harper : Roger, I know how difficult this is for you. After my divorce, I wondered if I'd ever find someone else.
Michael Harper : It took you two minutes.
Janey Harper : That wasn't love.
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Michael Harper : [after Janey set Roger up with an imaginary girlfriend] A blonde Swedish girl called Elke.
Janey Harper : What was I supposed to do? The poor guy's a wreck. I was just being nice.
Michael Harper : I know. I just didn't know that side of you existed.
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Michael Harper : Hi dad.
Ben Harper : [Puts arm around Michael] Lewis!
Michael Harper : Erm... my name's Michael.
Ben Harper : Ah! Lewy, Lewy, Lewy, Lewy, Lewy, Lewy, Lewy, Lewy! My little Lewy!
Michael Harper : Are you having a stroke?
Ben Harper : From now on, Michael, you will be called Lewis. And you, Janey, would be called Genevieve. And you, Alfie, can still be Alfie. Unless y...
Susan Harper : [Looking coy]
Ben Harper : ...you didn't have an Alfie, as well?
Susan Harper : It was a one-nighter, Ben. It didn't mean anything.
Alfie Butts : Hang on! I'm fairly certain I would have remembered that!
Susan Harper : We're talking about a different Alfie!
Alfie Butts : Oh, well, that's a relief because when you said it didn't mean anything, that really hurt my feelings!
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Michael Harper : By the way, did you ever tell Roger you made up the whole Elke thing?
Janey Harper : Oh, you know Roger. It's in one ear and out the other. He'd have walked out the door, seen something shiny and forgotten all about it!
Roger Bailey : Somebody ask me a question!
Janey Harper : Why?
Roger Bailey : I'll answer it - in Swedish! I've been learning it to impress Elke! When do you think I can meet her, Janey?
Janey Harper : Th... That's hard to say, Roger.
Michael Harper : Almost impossible to say.
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Michael Harper : What are you doing?
Janey Harper : [Pours two glasses of wine] These are for Roger.
Michael Harper : Haven't you done enough to that poor man?
Janey Harper : No. Listen. I've handled it. Roger's coming over tonight to meet Elke.
Michael Harper : That should be very interesting! Can I be here?
Janey Harper : You have to be here - *you're* Elke!
Michael Harper : Not on your life!
Janey Harper : No, no, no! Listen, listen! I've got it all figured out, OK? Once Roger arrives, you ring my phone. I pretend you're Elke and you can't make it because you've left the country. Roger gets let down gently, everybody's happy!
Michael Harper : So, when you said you'd handled it, you sort of... didn't handle it.
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Roger Bailey : [In the living room, on the phone] Hi, Elke?
Michael Harper : [In the kitchen, pretending to be Elke] Ja?
Roger Bailey : It's me - Roger!
Michael Harper : Ja?
Roger Bailey : This... this is a very good connection! You sound like you're in the next room!
Michael Harper : Ja!
Roger Bailey : Ledsen att jag inte fick trafide. Skulle du vilja att jag kom og besogt a det Sverige?
Michael Harper : [pause] Ja...
Roger Bailey : She said yes! Bye, Elke! Oh - hej då!
Janey Harper : What did you ask her?
Roger Bailey : She knows!