- [Judy has a reputation for campaigning for the rights of the blue whale]
- Judy Threadgold: I don't use lipstick.
- Neville Keaton: [mutters to himself] Why? Do they make it out of whales?
- Judy Threadgold: You should be careful. You've *almost* got a sense of humour.
- Neville Keaton: That must be why everybody *almost* laughs.
- [Neville goes to the builder's yard where Jim works]
- Mrs Burt: What was it you wanted? You had this appointment.
- [Neville looks around, trying to invent an excuse for wanting to see Jim]
- Mrs Burt: Try building materials. That what we're best at.
- Neville Keaton: I wanted some... bricks.
- Mrs Burt: Oh well we're pretty good at bricks. How many d'you want?
- Neville Keaton: Er, four.
- Mrs Burt: Four?