The Mentalist (TV Series)

Miss Red (2009)

Robin Tunney: Teresa Lisbon

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• Patrick Jane : I've been checking shoes for years. This is the first time it's *ever* paid off. First time. It's gratifying man. Very gratifying.

  [Jane leaves] 

  Teresa Lisbon : He's a pistol, isn't he?

• Patrick Jane : When was the last time you saw a doctor's handwriting that you could read?

  Teresa Lisbon : So she's precise. Is that what you're implying?

  Patrick Jane : Yes, and the possibility that Dr. Brooke Harper is not a doctor.

  Teresa Lisbon : Because she has penmanship skills?

  Patrick Jane : And she doesn't have that cold, creepy, doctor-y vibe they all have

  Wayne Rigsby : Well, to be fair, not all doctors are cold and creepy.

  Patrick Jane : First day of medical school, they give you a stack of books and a dead human being. That, I'm afraid, will change you. Brooke Harper was warm and emotional.

  Teresa Lisbon : You like her, so she can't be a doctor?

  Patrick Jane : Pretty much.

• Grace Van Pelt : The AMA and Boston General both have records of a doctor named Brooke Harper.

  Teresa Lisbon : See?

  Grace Van Pelt : Uh, but it says here that she's 64 years old.

  Patrick Jane : Wow. She looks pretty good.

  Teresa Lisbon : Is there a word for uncanny, yet irritating?

• Teresa Lisbon : You coming?

  Grace Van Pelt : He's not feeling well. Stomach.

  Wayne Rigsby : I'm fine.

  Teresa Lisbon : You get me sick, I'm gonna put you stakeout for a month.

• Kimball Cho : All I was able to find at Dr. Brooke Harper's apartment. Bank account emptied, credit cards maxed out. She must have been packed and ready to leave days ago. Her Social Security number and medical license are fakes, too. We have no idea who this woman is.

  Teresa Lisbon : Well, we know that she's smart. She posed as a doctor for seven months, managed to elude you and Rigsby.

  Kimball Cho : Well, she had a head start. She didn't elude us.

  [seeing Jane's expression] 

  Kimball Cho : All right, she eluded us.

  Patrick Jane : Well, she's a professional con woman. I mean, she probably specializes in the seduction of rich and successful, socially awkward men.

  Teresa Lisbon : You think she's done this before?

  Patrick Jane : Oh, yes. Many times.

• Teresa Lisbon : And besides, this is a simple plan. It's when you start getting costumes and props that I get nervous.

  Grace Van Pelt : Trick plays like this, my dad calls them "Chewing Gum" plays. Sometimes you fool the other guy, and sometimes you end up with gum in your hair.

• Grace Van Pelt : That Kathryn Stubbs? She's... she's an unhappy person.

  Teresa Lisbon : Where's Rigsby?

  Grace Van Pelt : He went to get his prescription filled. I think that Kathryn woman actually made him worse.

• Teresa Lisbon : Is there a word for uncanny, yet irritating?

• Teresa Lisbon : You and Rigsby go and talk to Gulbrand's partner, Rick Bregman. He should be at Gaia Matrix.

  Kimball Cho : All right. Will do, boss.

  [hanging up] 

  Kimball Cho : Rigsby.

  Wayne Rigsby : [groaning, obviously still sick]  What?

  Kimball Cho : Never mind.

• Teresa Lisbon : What do we got?

  Grace Van Pelt : Jim Gulbrand, CEO and founder of the software company Gaia Matrix was reported missing by his live-in brother yesterday. Local P.D. responded to the call, but they didn't check the boat until this morning. They found blood on the deck, but no sign of a body.

  Teresa Lisbon : Why is it ours?

  Grace Van Pelt : The marina is privately owned, all leased by the city of Sausalito. It was local P.D.'s decision whether or not to take the case.

  Teresa Lisbon : High-profile missing persons case. Wonder why they wouldn't take that.