BearCity (2010)
Gregory Gunter: Michael
Quotes
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Carlos : [putting ice on Michael's knee and trying to make up with him] You have to take care of this knee, gordito. How's that feel?
Michael : Much better now.
Carlos : I love you Michael.
Michael : I love you too, osito.
Carlos : And I wanna be with you at the hospital when you go.
Michael : Really?
Carlos : I would be lucky to be by your side.
Michael : Thank you. That won't be necessary.
Carlos : Why, gordito? Please.
Michael : Carlos, I'm not going to have the surgery.
Carlos : Really?
Michael : Really.
Carlos : [relieved] Oh my god! When did you decide this?
Michael : [breaking down into happy tears] When you put the ice on my knee.
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Michael : Carlos, I think I'm gonna have the surgery.
Carlos : [not impressed] So you're getting your stomach stapled?
Michael : They don't staple the stomach anymore. They use a rubber band, a lapband they call it. I know you wouldn't understand.
Carlos : Of course I don't understand. That kind of procedure is for people with health problems. Health problems, Michael, not self worth problems!
Michael : Carlos, I need a job!
Carlos : Oh, and you think being thin is going to magically make you employable?
Michael : [almost in tears] I think you need to stay at your apartment tonight!
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Michael : How long have we been friends?
Roger : That would be since the Mesozoic era.
Michael : Uh uh. When Pangea broke apart, and I've never seen you act like this. I think you have feelings for someone, but it ain't the Spaniard.
Roger : Michael, please don't psychoanalyze me.
Michael : Hey, I am your oldest friend. If I don't psychoanalyze you, who's gonna do it?
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Michael : [Roger diplayed the set of sounds he just bought] Please tell me those are metal chopsticks.
Fred : Well, they could be used on Chinese, just not the food per se.
Brent : You know what those are?
Fred : Yeah.
Brent : [to Michael] Do you know what those are?
Michael : They ain't for knittin'!
