The Addams Family (TV Series)

Sweetheart of a Brother (1993)

Jeannie Elias: Pugsley

Quotes 

• Pugsley Addams : Thanks, sis. I don't know anything about girls, except how to use kitchen utensils on them.

  Wednesday Addams : That's a fine start, brother. And tomorrow we'll make sure Shella succombes to your Addams charm.

• Pugsley Addams : Eh, mother, father, why do we have this old... stuff lying around the house?

  Gomez Addams : Well, son, I wouldn't talk about your grandmother like that.

• Morticia Addams : [not certain she approves of the girl Pugsley loves]  Oh, darling, she looks so... pleasant.

  Pugsley Addams : You're right.

  Gomez Addams : Well, Tish, they say that love is blind.

• Mortimer : [after finding a large tentacle inside Pugsley's lunchbox]  Tha - that's your lunch?

  Pugsley Addams : Well, actually, I'm his lunch...

  [jumps in] 

  Mortimer : Man, you are weird, Addams!

  [runs off] 

  Wednesday Addams : [Pugsley is heard laughing inside his lunchbox]  Pugsley, tell your food to stop playing!

• Pugsley Addams : No... You leave her alone!

  [turns back into an Addams]