- Myka Bering: [Having just found Pete playing ping-pong with himself using an artifact mirror] Playing with yourself again?
- Pete Lattimer: Come on! Not everything in here is dangerous. You got that cuddly little ferret from a cooking pot.
- Myka Bering: Yeah, he peed in my shoes.
- Pete Lattimer: That was... that was me.
- Jillian Whitman: [handing over her artifact] What're you gonna do with it?
- Pete Lattimer: I am gonna put this on a shelf and ignore it forever.