- Travis: Use your hate to punch a hole in my head! But before you do, remember... remember what wise old Blechminshire told us on our birthday...
- Travis, Kevin: You can't punch hate holes in everything. Especially your own soul.
- Travis: By the name of The Waracle, you fight as if your penis were seven blades long! You must be hung like a wildazord!
- Lord Gilgazorg: Well, well, well. If it isn't the legendary... Kevin! I have to thank you for being so incredibly retarded!
- Kevin: You better kill me fast, before I show you how retarded I really am!
- Blechminshire: Holy shit! It's a couple of fuckin' babies!