- Morticia Addams: Gomez, how will I ever get closer to the children?
- Gomez Addams: I know, let's have Lurch sew Pugsley to your back!
- [a depressed Morticia is painting]
- Gomez Addams: Tish, your painting, it's so colorful, sweet and pleasant.
- [Concerned, he examines Morticia]
- Gomez Addams: Are you feeling all right?
- Uncle Fester: [crashes through the window tied to a large anchor] Man, those navy boys really know how to have a good time!
- [laughs]
- Morticia Addams: Did anything exciting happen to you today, Pugsley, dear?
- Pugsley Addams: Well, our bus driver, Mr. Johnson, grabbed me from behind, dragged me to the back of the bus and strapped me to this table.
- Morticia Addams: But why the frown?
- Pugsley Addams: He forgot to gag me.
- [Thing jumps up and stuffs a hankerchief in Pugsley's mouth]
- Pugsley Addams: Gah!
- [muffled]
- Pugsley Addams: Thanks, Thing!