Rio (2011)
Anne Hathaway: Jewel
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Quotes
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Blu : So, how far is it to this Luiz?
Rafael : Not far! Thirty minutes, as the crow flies.
Blu : I see... and how far as the macaw walks?
Jewel : Bo-Bo here can't fly.
Rafael : But, he's a bird!
Blu : Not all birds fly! There are ostriches...
Jewel : You are NOT an ostrich!
Blu : Well... not technically.
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Blu : [as they're walking in the jungle] Oh! Oh! What was that?
Jewel : A stick.
Blu : Ah! And that?
Jewel : It's just a rock.
Blu : Oh, right. Yeah.
[Blu stops and shudders as he feels something on his back]
Blu : Is that a spider on my back?
Jewel : Will you quit it? It's just a leaf! Turn around!
[Blu turns and we see a huge spider on his back]
Jewel : Oh, um...
[Jewel quickly hits the spider off of Blu's back]
Jewel : Leaf. Told ya.
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Rafael : [as he watches Blu getting closer to Jewel] There he goes! That's my boy!
[Blu tries to wrap his wing around Jewel but stops mid-way as Jewel looks at him]
Blu : Ooh! Is it hot? I... I think I'm... I'm sweating! I didn't even think that was biologically possible. I get... look?
[he holds up his wing]
Jewel : Oh. Wow.
Nico : [as they watch Blu make a fool of himself] Yeah! That's your boy, alright.
Rafael : Okay, so he needs a little help. Well, come on. Let's give him some. Set the mood.
Pedro : Alright, look. I'm on it. I know how to set the mood. Check it out!
[he starts dancing and rapping]
Pedro : Get it-get it-get it-get it-get it-get it girl! Get-ge-get-ge-get it girl! Take her, take her to the flow! Show her, show her how you roll! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it low! Drop it, d-drop it low!
Rafael : Woah, woah, woah! What kind of mood is that?
Nico : Pedro, Pedro, a little too aggressive. Not hatin' on your creativity, but I think I got this one. Follow my lead.
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Jewel : Luiz is a bulldog?
Luiz : You got something against dogs?
Jewel : I do when they're drooling on me.
Luiz : It's a medical condition.
Luiz : No! No! Hey, amigo, we really need you.
Luiz : She's mean, bro.
Rafael : Luiz, come on! Please! Please! We need your help.
[holds up the chain holding Blu and Jewel together]
Luiz : Hmm. I think I know what to do.
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Rafael : Okay, I need you two to get closer.
[Blu and Jewel move an inch closer together]
Rafael : Closer!
[they move another inch closer]
Rafael : Closer!
[they move closer, standing side by side]
Rafael : Nice! Now put your wings around each other.
Blu : What?
Rafael : Come on, amigo! It's not like she's gonna bite! Will you?
Jewel : We'll see.
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Jewel : [Blu tries to speak as Jewel is standing on him with one clawed foot holding his throat] Que?
Blu : You're standing on my throat!
[she gets off him]
Jewel : Oh, you're an American!
[Blu clears his throat]
Blu : Thanks. I need my throat for talking. So, thank you.
Jewel : You look like me!
Blu : Oh, hi. Hi. My name is Blu. You know, like the cheese with the mold on it, that smells really bad.
[to himself as he realizes what he's just said]
Blu : That's stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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Lead Marmoset : [from trailer] You two are coming with me.
Jewel : In your little monkey dreams.
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Jewel : Incredible! You would rather be with a... a... a human than with your own kind!
Blu : Well, that human has given me love and affection for the past fifteen years, whereas my own kind tries to strangle me after fifteen seconds.
Jewel : Yeah, well, because of them, I've lost everything. You can't trust them!
Blu : Of course you can trust humans!
[he hears Jewel make a noise]
Blu : Jewel? Jewel?
[he sees a man hover over him]
Blu : Oh! Hi there.
[the man puts a bag over Blu's head]
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Blu : [Blu chants to himself with fear whilst trapped in a cage] Okay. Okay. There's no place like home, there's no place like home! Oh, how I wish I was back in my own cage, with my mirror and my swing and my little bell! Oh, how I miss my bell.
Jewel : Shh! Play dead.
[she drops to the floor of the cage]
Blu : I don't need to play dead, I'm about to have a heart attack!
Jewel : Just do it!
Blu : Oh, fine!
[he fakes a fall and starts twitching]
Jewel : Stop twitching!
Blu : Come on! It's the twitching that sells it.
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Rafael : [as he notices Blu and Jewel starting to argue] Okay! Okay! You know what? This is good. Just clear the air. Just be completely honest with each other.
Blu : You want honesty? Fine. Fine, I can be honest. I don't belong here. In fact, I never wanted to come here in the first place. And... and... and you know what? I hate Samba!
Pedro : [Rafael, Nico and Pedro gasp with shock and Nico bursts into tears] Hey! That's a little too far!
Nico : [to Pedro] Make the mean bird take it back!
Blu : Yeah! I said it! Every song sounds exactly the same.
[he mimics the samba music and dance]
Blu : Tico-taco, ya-ya-ya! Tico-taco, ya-ya-ya! Urrgh! I'm tico-taco outta here.
Jewel : Fine! See you around, pet!
[Jewel flies away and Blu walks away]
Rafael : No, no, ,no! Wait, wait, wait! Come back! You belong together! You are Juliet to his Romeo! Sure they both die in the end, but you get my point!
[Nico and Pedro towards Rafael]
Rafael : Ah, young love! Always so melodramatic. All right, boys. Go after her.
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Jewel : [to Blu, after she has pinned him down in the bird sanctuary] Quem é você? Que que está fazendo aqui?
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Blu : So, uh... how far is this Luiz?
Rafael : Not far. Thirty minutes as the crow flies.
Blu : Uh... and how long as the macaw walks?
Jewel : Bobo here can't fly.
Rafael : But... but he's a bird!
Blu : Not all birds fly. There are ostriches.
Jewel : You are not an ostrich!
Blu : Well, not technically, but...
Rafael : Wait, wait, wait! My friends, I wanna help, but to walk the whole way, it... it... it can't be done!
[he suddenly notices his kids clambering around his wife asking after him]
Rafael : But hey, we might as well give it a shot. Let's go, quickly.
[he turns Blu and Jewel around and walks away quietly; Jewel turns to look at the kids]
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Jewel : Are you ready?
Blu : For what?
[he suddenly thinks she's referring to them mating]
Blu : Oh! Oh! Wow! Uuh! Okay.
[to himself]
Blu : Confidence. Crazy love hawk!
[he goes towards her]
Jewel : Alright.
[Blu tries to kiss Jewel]
Jewel : Woah! Hey!
[she pushes him away]
Jewel : What are you doing?
Blu : What? What? What you wanted me to! But just for argument's sake, uh... what are... what are you doing?
Jewel : I'm trying to escape!
[she points to the air conditioning vent]
Blu : Oh, yeah, escape. Tha... that's where I was going with that thing I just did...
Jewel : Wait! Wai-wai-wai-wait! Did you actually think we were gonna kiss?
Blu : No no no no!
Jewel : We just met!
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Blu : Excuse me! Please! I am trying to sleep!
Jewel : [sarcastically] Oh, I'm sorry, sleepy head. I'm trying to escape!
Blu : Escape! Why? This cage is awesome.
Jewel : The cage! Oh, what was I thinking? I wouldn't expect a *pet* to understand.
Blu : Pet? Did you just call me a pet? For the record, I am not a pet! I am a companion. And you know what? Do whatever you want! Cause tomorrow morning, Linda will come for me and this whole nightmare will be over.
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Blu : [trapped in their cage in a room full of the other trapped animals] Okay. Pull it together. The key is not to panic.
Jewel : I'm not panicking!
Blu : I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to me. But it's okay, because any minute now, Linda will find us.
Jewel : Oh, great! And then she'll stick us behind another set of bars, right?
Blu : Yeah! I... I mean, no!
Jewel : Look, pet cages might work for you, but I don't want to belong to anyone.
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Blu : Hey, are you okay?
Jewel : No, I am definitely not okay!
[she starts throwing herself at the cage bars]
Blu : Woah, woah, woah! Wait, wait! What are you doing?
Jewel : Getting out of here! Are you going to help me or what?
Blu : A-Actually all the survival guides say to sit and wait. And... and help will come.
Jewel : No one is coming!
[she throws herself more violently at the cage]
Blu : Woah!
Jewel : We're on our own and if we just sit here, we're going to die!
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Jewel : [Jewel flies out of the cage and grabs hold of Blu, but Blu grabs the cage with his beak] What are you doing?
Blu : I can't...
Jewel : What? You can't what?
[Marcel's men open the door to catch them in the act of escaping and Blu lets go of the cage]
Blu : Fly! I can't fly!
[they both fall onto a washline and start sliding across it]
Jewel : You couldn't have told me this before now?
Blu : It didn't matter before now!
[they crash into a wall]
Jewel : I hate you!
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Jewel : [as they are running away from Marcel's men] Aw, this is great! I'm chained to the only bird in the world who can't fly!
Blu : Actually, there are about forty species of flightless birds.
Jewel : Duck!
Blu : No, ducks can fly.
Jewel : No! Duck!
[referring to them ducking under a cart they're about to encounter]
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Jewel : Now, uh... just come on! We need to find a safe place to spend the night.
Blu : Safe? Safe? We are in the jungle! You know when people say 'it's a jungle out there', well I'm pretty sure they don't mean it as a good thing.
Jewel : Look, I hate to break it to you, but this is where our kind naturally lives.
Blu : Hey, hey! Don't talk to me about nature. I watch Animal Planet. I know all about the food chain.
[just then a bug flying by gets eaten by a frog sticking his tongue out to grab it]
Blu : Ah! You see? You see, out here, I'm just an hors d'oeuvre! Nothing more than a feathery spring roll.
Jewel : That is why we stay in the trees and not on the ground.
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Blu : [as Blu reaches the top of the tree house] You see? Who needs flying?
Jewel : Birds. Birds need flying. Flying is... it's freedom and... and not having to rely on anyone. Don't you want that?
Blu : Mmm, I don't know. Sounds a little lonely.
Jewel : Get some sleep.
Blu : Uh, I-I-I'm probably gonna be up for a little while. Well, cause I'm... I'm still on Minnesota time.
Jewel : Goodnight.
Blu : Good night, Jewel.
[looks out into the sky]
Blu : Good night, Linda.
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Jewel : [as they are pulling up a huge rock on a rope] Are you sure this is gonna work?
Blu : Positive. Check out my map.
[pointing to the map he's drawn on the ground]
Jewel : Yeah, that's... that's comforting, thank you. Look, let's just get this chain broken.
Blu : Right. Then we can go and find Linda.
Jewel : No, you can go find Linda. Once this chain is off, I'm gonna go back to being free in the jungle. Deal?
Blu : Fine. Deal.
[he puts one of his wings up accidentally, pulling the lever holding the rock off its hook]
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Jewel : [referring to Rafael's children] Oh! Precious, aren't they?
Rafael : Kids! Seventeen of 'em! And one on the way.
[shouting to two of his children shaking an unhatched egg]
Rafael : Hey! He is not a baraka! Stop shaking him!
[turning to Blu and Jewel]
Rafael : They're giving me grey feathers! Oh, this papa needs a break!
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Rafael : So, you two lovebirds headed for carnival?
Jewel : Wow! Love birds?
Blu : We're more like acquaintance birds.
Jewel : And not even that! We're more like chained-to-each-other birds.
Blu : Yeah. I... I mean... aaah!
[one of Rafael kids pulls his feather]
Blu : What is it with this kid and feathers?
Rafael : We have no idea. We're having him tested.
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Jewel : You're sure you're up for this?
Blu : Yeah. Yeah, I mean, well it's not like we're just hurling ourselves off a mountain or something, right?
Rafael : Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan.
Blu : What?
Rafael : No. Don't worry, Blu. It's in your DNA. And if our featherless friends can do it, how hard can it be?
[just then a human tourist hand gliding off the cliff shouts out for help]
Man on glider : Mommy!
Blu : Fun, right?
Blu : Yeah. Fun.
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Rafael : [as Rafael is demonstrating flying to Blu] See, it's easy!
Blu : Easy? Easy for you to say. 'Cause from... from here it looks really, really hard!
Jewel : Hey, if you want to see Linda again, this is the only way.
Blu : Okay, you're right.
Jewel : Yes, I am.
Blu : This is for Linda.
Jewel : Right!
Blu : Keep it simple.
Jewel : Easy-breezy.
Blu : Thrust, lift, drag.
Jewel : Oh, come on! Let's go!
[she drags him along]
Blu : Wait!
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Blu : [as they've gotten away from the monkeys] Man, we threw down!
Jewel : Yeah, we threw down!
Rafael : You guys were like fire and ice!
Nico : Thunder and lightnin'!
Pedro : Hip 'n' hop!
Blu : Cheese and sprinkles!
[they all stop laughing and give Blu a strange look]
Blu : It's a Minnesota thing.
[they all laugh]
Rafael : You see? Nothing you say makes any sense!
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Rafael : Pssst! Blu, down here. Just tell her, "You have beautiful eyes".
Blu : That's good. Great idea!
[he turns to Jewel]
Blu : I have beautiful eyes.
Jewel : Aah... yeah. Okay, Sure. They're... they're nice.
Rafael : [flying low, whispers to Blu] No! Her eyes! Her eyes!
Blu : Oh, right! Yeah!
[turns to Jewel]
Blu : Your eyes. Your eyes are great. Not mine. I mean, you know, mine are okay. But yours, I-I bet you can see right through them.
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Rafael : [whispering to Blu] Blu, just tell her how you feel.
Blu : [turns to Jewel] Jewel?
Jewel : Yeah?
Blu : I've been wanting to tell you, that I... that I...
[suddenly chokes on a floating flower petal]
Jewel : Oh, how sweet. You're getting choked up.
[turns to look at Blu and realizes he's really choking]
Jewel : Oh! Oh! You're choking! Uh, okay! All right!
[she starts giving him the heimlich maneuver]
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Jewel : [as she's happily flying, Jewel notices Blu walking away sadly] Hey, where you going?
[Blu ignores her and keeps on walking]
Jewel : Blu? Blu, what's wrong?
Blu : Nothing. Everything's perfect. You'll be off to the rain forest. I'll be back with Linda. Just like we planned.
Jewel : I...
[Nico and Pedro fly down towards them]
Nico : Hey, birds! Stop yappin' and start flappin'! Let's go!
Jewel : I... I... I guess I thought maybe...
Blu : What? That you... you'd come to Minnesota?
[Jewel just looks at him]
Blu : Great! I guess I... I'll knit you a scarf.
Jewel : No, that's not what I meant.
Blu : Look, Jewel, I can't spend my life walking around following you wherever you're going.
Jewel : Hey, it's not my fault you can't fly.
Pedro : [to Nico as they watch Blu and Jewel] Awkward!
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Nigel : [Nigel catches Jewel as she's flying] Going somewhere, pretty bird?
Jewel : Oh, yeah! I was just on my way to claw your eyes out!
[she punches him in the face, Nico and Pedro see Nigel get ahold of Jewel]
Nigel : Temper, temper. Now come along, my dear. We're going to a parade. And everybody loves a parade!
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Blu : [in the smugglers' float] Hey, Jewel?
Jewel : Blu!
Blu : I'm gonna get you outta here.
Jewel : No, no! You can't be here! You have to go! Nigel is...
[suddenly Nigel attacks Blu and throws Blu in a cage]
Nigel : Hello, pretty bird. So kind of you to join our little soiree.
Blu : Oh, come on! You really think I came alone? I got three of the roughest, meanest, craziest birds in all of Rio right behind me.
Pedro : Woohoo! You know there guys!
[Blu sees that Nigel has placed Nico, Pedro and Rafael in a cage nearby]
Pedro : We're saved! That's right! That's right! That's right!
Rafael : Uh... I think he means us.
Pedro : Oh.
Nigel : Ah, love! It's such a powerful and stupid thing.
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Jewel : [after Blu has released all the other caged birds, Nigel attacks Blu] Let him go!
[Nigel hits Jewel away she falls against the wall of the plane and a cage falls on her wing]
Jewel : Ow!
Blu : Jewel!
Jewel : My wing!
Nigel : Oh, pity! Now we have two useless, flightless birds.
[Blu grabs hold of the hose on the fire extinguisher and attaches it to Nigel's leg]
Blu : Not cool, man! Not cool!
[Blu releases the pressure on the fire extinguisher and Nigel bursts out of the plane]
