Rio (2011)
George Lopez: Rafael
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Quotes
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Blu : So, how far is it to this Luiz?
Rafael : Not far! Thirty minutes, as the crow flies.
Blu : I see... and how far as the macaw walks?
Jewel : Bo-Bo here can't fly.
Rafael : But, he's a bird!
Blu : Not all birds fly! There are ostriches...
Jewel : You are NOT an ostrich!
Blu : Well... not technically.
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Rafael : [as he watches Blu getting closer to Jewel] There he goes! That's my boy!
[Blu tries to wrap his wing around Jewel but stops mid-way as Jewel looks at him]
Blu : Ooh! Is it hot? I... I think I'm... I'm sweating! I didn't even think that was biologically possible. I get... look?
[he holds up his wing]
Jewel : Oh. Wow.
Nico : [as they watch Blu make a fool of himself] Yeah! That's your boy, alright.
Rafael : Okay, so he needs a little help. Well, come on. Let's give him some. Set the mood.
Pedro : Alright, look. I'm on it. I know how to set the mood. Check it out!
[he starts dancing and rapping]
Pedro : Get it-get it-get it-get it-get it-get it girl! Get-ge-get-ge-get it girl! Take her, take her to the flow! Show her, show her how you roll! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it low! Drop it, d-drop it low!
Rafael : Woah, woah, woah! What kind of mood is that?
Nico : Pedro, Pedro, a little too aggressive. Not hatin' on your creativity, but I think I got this one. Follow my lead.
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Jewel : Luiz is a bulldog?
Luiz : You got something against dogs?
Jewel : I do when they're drooling on me.
Luiz : It's a medical condition.
Luiz : No! No! Hey, amigo, we really need you.
Luiz : She's mean, bro.
Rafael : Luiz, come on! Please! Please! We need your help.
[holds up the chain holding Blu and Jewel together]
Luiz : Hmm. I think I know what to do.
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Rafael : Okay, I need you two to get closer.
[Blu and Jewel move an inch closer together]
Rafael : Closer!
[they move another inch closer]
Rafael : Closer!
[they move closer, standing side by side]
Rafael : Nice! Now put your wings around each other.
Blu : What?
Rafael : Come on, amigo! It's not like she's gonna bite! Will you?
Jewel : We'll see.
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Blu : Rafael, quit following me. You're going in the wrong direction. Isn't carnival that way?
Rafael : I'm not going to carnival. No, I'm going home.
Blu : But I thought you loved carnival.
Rafael : I do. But I love my family much more. And that's a choice I made with this.
[points to Blu's heart]
Rafael : Not with this.
[points to Blu's head]
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Blu : Yeah. Sounds great. It's not like were just throwing ourselves off of a mountain... right?
Rafael : Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan.
Blu : What?
Rafael : Don't worry, Blu. It's in your DNA. And if our featherless friends can do it, how hard can it be?
Man on glider : No, wait!
[screams]
Man on glider : Mommy!
Rafael : Fun, right?
Blu : Yeah... fun.
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Rafael : [as he notices Blu and Jewel starting to argue] Okay! Okay! You know what? This is good. Just clear the air. Just be completely honest with each other.
Blu : You want honesty? Fine. Fine, I can be honest. I don't belong here. In fact, I never wanted to come here in the first place. And... and... and you know what? I hate Samba!
Pedro : [Rafael, Nico and Pedro gasp with shock and Nico bursts into tears] Hey! That's a little too far!
Nico : [to Pedro] Make the mean bird take it back!
Blu : Yeah! I said it! Every song sounds exactly the same.
[he mimics the samba music and dance]
Blu : Tico-taco, ya-ya-ya! Tico-taco, ya-ya-ya! Urrgh! I'm tico-taco outta here.
Jewel : Fine! See you around, pet!
[Jewel flies away and Blu walks away]
Rafael : No, no, ,no! Wait, wait, wait! Come back! You belong together! You are Juliet to his Romeo! Sure they both die in the end, but you get my point!
[Nico and Pedro towards Rafael]
Rafael : Ah, young love! Always so melodramatic. All right, boys. Go after her.
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Blu : So, uh... how far is this Luiz?
Rafael : Not far. Thirty minutes as the crow flies.
Blu : Uh... and how long as the macaw walks?
Jewel : Bobo here can't fly.
Rafael : But... but he's a bird!
Blu : Not all birds fly. There are ostriches.
Jewel : You are not an ostrich!
Blu : Well, not technically, but...
Rafael : Wait, wait, wait! My friends, I wanna help, but to walk the whole way, it... it... it can't be done!
[he suddenly notices his kids clambering around his wife asking after him]
Rafael : But hey, we might as well give it a shot. Let's go, quickly.
[he turns Blu and Jewel around and walks away quietly; Jewel turns to look at the kids]
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Jewel : [referring to Rafael's children] Oh! Precious, aren't they?
Rafael : Kids! Seventeen of 'em! And one on the way.
[shouting to two of his children shaking an unhatched egg]
Rafael : Hey! He is not a baraka! Stop shaking him!
[turning to Blu and Jewel]
Rafael : They're giving me grey feathers! Oh, this papa needs a break!
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Rafael : So, you two lovebirds headed for carnival?
Jewel : Wow! Love birds?
Blu : We're more like acquaintance birds.
Jewel : And not even that! We're more like chained-to-each-other birds.
Blu : Yeah. I... I mean... aaah!
[one of Rafael kids pulls his feather]
Blu : What is it with this kid and feathers?
Rafael : We have no idea. We're having him tested.
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Rafael : Eva, my love. I must take this couple to see Luiz.
Eva : Luiz? Huh! You don't fool me for a second. You and your amigo just want to sneak off to carnival.
Rafael : Oh, carnival! that magical time when I met the most beautiful bird in the world.
[he hugs Eva and blows an air kiss towards her]
Eva : Aah!
[Jewel huffs at Blu with disgust]
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Jewel : You're sure you're up for this?
Blu : Yeah. Yeah, I mean, well it's not like we're just hurling ourselves off a mountain or something, right?
Rafael : Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan.
Blu : What?
Rafael : No. Don't worry, Blu. It's in your DNA. And if our featherless friends can do it, how hard can it be?
[just then a human tourist hand gliding off the cliff shouts out for help]
Man on glider : Mommy!
Blu : Fun, right?
Blu : Yeah. Fun.
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Rafael : [to Blu and Jewel who are standing side by side] Now, you flap your right wing, you flap your left wing, and together, you fly!
Blu : Uh... but this doesn't seem aerodynamically possible!
Rafael : Ey-ya-ya-ya-ya! You think too much! Fly! It's not what you think up here.
[points to Blu's head]
Rafael : It's what you feel in here.
[points to Blu's heart]
Rafael : And when you feel the rhythm of your heart, it's like Samba! You fly!
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Rafael : [as Rafael is demonstrating flying to Blu] See, it's easy!
Blu : Easy? Easy for you to say. 'Cause from... from here it looks really, really hard!
Jewel : Hey, if you want to see Linda again, this is the only way.
Blu : Okay, you're right.
Jewel : Yes, I am.
Blu : This is for Linda.
Jewel : Right!
Blu : Keep it simple.
Jewel : Easy-breezy.
Blu : Thrust, lift, drag.
Jewel : Oh, come on! Let's go!
[she drags him along]
Blu : Wait!
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Nico : Hey, Ralfie! If it isn't the king of carnival!
Rafael : Nico! Pedro! What up, family?
Pedro : Where you been hidin' yourself, bird?
Nico : Man, I thought you were dead!
Pedro : Hold up! Rewind!
[going towards Blu]
Pedro : Ain't that the bird from the cage?
Nico : I think our love lessons went down smooth.
Pedro : You work fast!
Nico : Baby got big!
Pedro : You was locked up and now you're rollin' up with a hot wing! Woo! I wanna be like you!
Blu : Oh, no, no! It's not what you think. We're just uh... chained together.
Nico : Hey, I'm not judging you.
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Blu : [as they've gotten away from the monkeys] Man, we threw down!
Jewel : Yeah, we threw down!
Rafael : You guys were like fire and ice!
Nico : Thunder and lightnin'!
Pedro : Hip 'n' hop!
Blu : Cheese and sprinkles!
[they all stop laughing and give Blu a strange look]
Blu : It's a Minnesota thing.
[they all laugh]
Rafael : You see? Nothing you say makes any sense!
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Rafael : Pssst! Blu, down here. Just tell her, "You have beautiful eyes".
Blu : That's good. Great idea!
[he turns to Jewel]
Blu : I have beautiful eyes.
Jewel : Aah... yeah. Okay, Sure. They're... they're nice.
Rafael : [flying low, whispers to Blu] No! Her eyes! Her eyes!
Blu : Oh, right! Yeah!
[turns to Jewel]
Blu : Your eyes. Your eyes are great. Not mine. I mean, you know, mine are okay. But yours, I-I bet you can see right through them.
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Rafael : [whispering to Blu] Blu, just tell her how you feel.
Blu : [turns to Jewel] Jewel?
Jewel : Yeah?
Blu : I've been wanting to tell you, that I... that I...
[suddenly chokes on a floating flower petal]
Jewel : Oh, how sweet. You're getting choked up.
[turns to look at Blu and realizes he's really choking]
Jewel : Oh! Oh! You're choking! Uh, okay! All right!
[she starts giving him the heimlich maneuver]
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Rafael : [they watch in dismay as Jewel gives Blu the Heimlich maneuver] Yep. That's my boy.
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Blu : [in the smugglers' float] Hey, Jewel?
Jewel : Blu!
Blu : I'm gonna get you outta here.
Jewel : No, no! You can't be here! You have to go! Nigel is...
[suddenly Nigel attacks Blu and throws Blu in a cage]
Nigel : Hello, pretty bird. So kind of you to join our little soiree.
Blu : Oh, come on! You really think I came alone? I got three of the roughest, meanest, craziest birds in all of Rio right behind me.
Pedro : Woohoo! You know there guys!
[Blu sees that Nigel has placed Nico, Pedro and Rafael in a cage nearby]
Pedro : We're saved! That's right! That's right! That's right!
Rafael : Uh... I think he means us.
Pedro : Oh.
Nigel : Ah, love! It's such a powerful and stupid thing.
