- Colin has a birthday and a vampire says goodbye.
- The Worldwide Supreme Vampire Council sends an Old World vampire delegation to see how Nandor and Nadja are doing,but the timing isn't good because Nandor gone into a Super Slumber. Meanwhile, Laszlo shares shocking news about Colin to Nadja and Guillermo.—Gislef
- Guillermo tries to deprogram Nandor from his time at the Wellness Center, but it's slow going despite his use of a Nandor doll. Colin comes in and taunts Nandor with his prod. Nadja and Laszlo come in, and Nandor points out that his friends are imprisoning him on Guillermo's word. Nadja says that he's clearly brainwashed, and they're just trying to help him. Nandor says that they disrespect and mock him, and describes how they've done so. He tells Guillermo that he found a place where he was happy but Guillermo dragged him back to the residence. Nandor announces that it is time for him to take a Super Slumber, and Nadja gasps in horror while Guillermo wonders what's going on.
Laszlo and Nadja explain to the film crew that a Super Slumber is an act performed by a desperate vampire, and is a way of sitting out a bad epoch in history. A vampire sleeps for 50, 100, or 100 years, and when they wake up they are weak, pathetic, and empty starves nothings. Nadja says that it must be respected.
Later, Nandor prepares to enter his coffin for the Super Slumber. The others look on, and Nadja reads a goodbye speech. Laszlo has only written "Nan". Colin is crying, and explains that he thinks Nandor is going into Super Slumber to get out of Colin's 100th birthday that night. Nandor didn't know it was Colin's birthday, and complains that the moment is about him. He bids them all farewell and enters into his coffin. Guillermo helps Nandor into his Coffin, and says that he wishes Nandor wasn't doing it. Guillermo closes the lid, blows out the candles, and asks the film crew to give him a moment alone.
Guillermo sits himself down with the others, and the Guide arrives and tells them that the Supreme Worldwide Council of Vampires is sending a delegation of vampires from the Old World at the residence. The delegation is going to determine how much progress they've made. Nadja is thrilled, and the Guide tells them that the delegation is going to be there at 8:30 that night. Laszlo has already arranged for some local vampires to come around for Colin's birthday, and Colin isn't happy he has to share his birthday with the delegation.
The Guide tells Nadja that she and Nandor should prepare some remarks about running the local Council. Once the Guide leaves, the vampires tell Guillermo to wake Nandor up. Guillermo runs to the coffin and opens the lid. Nandor at first assumes that 800 years have gone past, and Guillermo tells him that he's been asleep for 30 minutes.
Once the others tell Nandor what is going on, he's angry that they're woke him up for a non-emergency. Nandor relinquishes his control of the Council, and Laszlo suggests Nandor delay his Super Slumber for a couple of days. He doesn't care that relinquishing power to Nadja makes him look weak, and goes back to his coffin.
Guillermo trails after Nandor and wishes his master wouldn't go into a Super Slumber. He points out that he'll be 130 years old and probably dead, but Nandor doesn't care and closes the coffin lid. Guillermo angrily boards up the door to the room.
The delegation arrives in a carriage, and Guillermo tells Nadja and Laszlo that Colin is on his way. Colin finally arrives and says that he wants them to gather around him when he does the Humpty Hump. The delegation come in, and Guillermo announces the Contessa Carmilla De Mornay, Dominykas the Dreadful, his human lady friend Coco, and actor Donal Logue who fell in love with the vampire lifestyle after he appeared in 'Blade'.
Nadja directs them to the blood banquet upstairs, and Dominykas explains that Coco doesn't like blood. Guillermo has chicken nuggets and buttered spaghetti ready, while Donal feeds on the cater waiter. The other vampires take a sip, while Laszlo brings in Colin's birthday card for signing.
Carmilla asks Nadja where Nandor is, and Nadja nervously says that she eliminated Nandor as a threat to her power. The delegation admire Nadja, and Carmilla asks if they could see his body to pay their respects. Guillermo runs out, unboards Nandor's room, and tells Nandor that he's only been in Super Slumber for two hours. The bodyguard explains that Nandor has to play dead, and Nandor irritably points out that a Super Slumber looks like death so there's no reason for him to fake being dead. Nandor finally gives in, and Guillermo slams the lid shut as the vampires and Coco arrive.
Guillermo and Nadja say that the others can take a look. He then tries to close the lid, but the others won't let Guillermo close the lid. Carmilla says that Nandor was okay as a vampire, and Donal overacts. Dominykas and Carmilla have heard that Nandor had an impressive member and want to take a peak. Nadja says that it would be disrespectful, but the delegation won't be put off.
The vampires order Guillermo to reveal Nandor's member, and he does so. They all look at Nandor's member, and figure it's pretty average. Dominykas feels it to check it's density, but says that it's "wiggly". The delegation goes back to the blood banquet, Nadja quickly ushering them out.
Once they're alone, Nandor sarcastically tells Guillermo that he gave him a "wonderful send-off", and tells his assistant to get out.
At the banquet, Nadja offers a toast to vampires forever. Laszlo offers a toast to Colin and Nadja joins in. Her husband continues, talking about how dull Colin is, but Colin has left his mark on his heart even though he can't stand him. The vampire asks everyone else to stand up, and invites them to go to the live fuck show. Once the delegation and Colin have left, Nadja berates Laszlo for wasting everyone's time on Colin and wonders why Laszlo is so obsessed with the energy vampire. Laszlo tells Nadja and Guillermo that Colin will be dead by sunrise and there's nothing they can do about it.
Laszlo explains that the first time he and Colin were in the Council library, Laszlo found a book that says that energy vampires have a life expectancy of exactly 100 years. He tore the page out of the book so Colin wouldn't see it. Laszlo tells Nadja that he hasn't told Colin, and it's better that he show Colin a good time during the last few months of his life.
Colin comes back, says that he's going to take a nap, and bids them goodbye. He leaves, and Laszlo figures that the dying has begun. The trio go to Colin's room and find him laying on his bed. Colin feels that he's rallying and suggests they have some birthday fun after all. Nadja tells him not to exert himself and hugs him, and Colin farts. Colin then asks them to bring him a ginger ale for his upset stomach. He says that he's wasted his first hundred years and is going to spend the next years having fun.
Guillermo starts to speak, and Laszlo tells Guillermo to get the ginger ale. However, he lets Guillermo speak first, and Guillermo tells Colin that they were never friends but in a weird way they're still a family. Colin continues farting, and Guillermo unboards Nandor's room again. He then tells Nandor that Colin is dying, and they should all be together.
Guillermo and Nandor go to Colin's room, and Laszlo and Nadja explain that Colin died. Nandor points out that Colin has faked his death before to get attention, and tells Colin to wake up. Colin doesn't wake up, even when Nandor tickles him, and Nandor accidentally smashes in Colin's head.
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