- Larry Clarke: [last lines of the series] Dave, I still think your Dad's crazy. He shouldn't have proposed to either of them. He should of just kept going out with both of them.
- David Lewis: Boy, that's a good way to go right out of your pumpkin. Those women were extreme opposites.
- Larry Clarke: Yeah, but think of the fun your Dad would of had going from one extreme to another.
- David Lewis: Aw, when you come right down to it, they were both wrong for Dad.
- Larry Clarke: Why?
- David Lewis: Well, what Dad really needs is someone in between the Pasadena lady and the San Francisco lady.
- Larry Clarke: [thinks for a second] I got it!
- David Lewis: What's that?
- Larry Clarke: Find him a lady from San Luis Obispo, it's exactly half way.