- Rusty Cartwright: I told Jordan I didn't want to be friend with her anymore. I want the whole bag of chips.
- Casey Cartwright: Oh, here, you can have this one.
- Rusty Cartwright: Andy broke up with her tonight.
- Cappie: Oh?
- Rusty Cartwright: Then they got back together.
- Cappie: Oh...
- Rusty Cartwright: And I was there for the whole thing. Trying to be supportive... trying to be her friend... I just couldn't do it. I wasn't there to be her friend. I was waiting. I can't wait around, that'll take forever. It easier for her to be friends because she's with Andy. But for me, I just can't sit around hoping she'll pick me.
- Casey Cartwright: Why can't you find someone else who's perfect for you?
- Cappie: Because no other girl in the world compares to you.
- Casey Cartwright: Oh yeah?
- Cappie: Kind of hard to believe, right?
- Cappie: Look, a few house of sleep isn't going to change anything.
- Casey Cartwright: It's old habits
- Cappie: Old habits, like having a great time together? Knowing each other better than we know ourselves? What does that tell you?
- Casey Cartwright: Well I guess it tells me that we can't be friends!
- Cappie: Fine. Then you're right, I guess I do need to move on. We'll see you around Case...
- Casey Cartwright: I just want to do what's right!
- Cappie: We can't be friends. That's what you're saying and I'm agreeing with you.
- Casey Cartwright: Then why are we shouting?
- Cappie: You started shouting!
- Casey Cartwright: I just want to not waste my time?
- Cappie: I get it. Well you're wasting my time now.
- Casey Cartwright: Wait what are we saying?
- Cappie: You said it all. There's the door.