- Claire Dunphy: Honey, do you have anything to say to your daughter about her skirt?
- Phil Dunphy: Sorry. Oh yeah, that looks really cute sweetheart.
- Claire Dunphy: No, it's way too short. People know you're a girl; you don't need to prove it to them.
- Claire Dunphy: Luke, Alex, why don't you take it outside, okay?
- Alex Dunphy: And do what?
- Phil Dunphy: Fight in the sun. It'll be a nice change.