Home Economics (TV Series)

Triple Scoop of Ice Cream, $6.39 (2021)

Caitlin McGee: Sarah

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Quotes 

• Sarah : You can't do "Black Lives Matter" in charades! It is offensive!

  Muriel : How is that offensive?

  Sarah : Why the trumpet?

  Muriel : [pantomimes playing trumpet]  Because, Louis Armstrong was Black!

  Sarah : Oh, my God, Mom.

  Shamiah : Stop criticizing Grandma! Tell us who else was Black.

• Tom : You always do this. You're buying them all this stuff... You're buying their love.

  Connor : Well, how else am I supposed to get it?

  [protracted silence, Tom sighs dishearteningly] 

  Connor : Of course I have to buy their love. I don't have your skills, Tom. I've never won a Pulitzer.

  Tom : Well, I mean, it was a special citation from the Minnesota Book Critics Association.

  Connor : The only thing I've written is a Reddit thread about stonks. And Sarah, you're like the perfect daughter. You're always, like, volunteering and doing work that actually helps the community, while I, occasionally, am harming it.

  Sarah : You're exaggerating.

  Connor : No, seriously. I once invested in a startup that helped people bedazzle their assault weapons. And one of my companies in Latvia does, like, really shady stuff. Even I was like, "Can we do this?"

  Denise : Probably shouldn't be telling us this.

  Connor : So yes, of course, I have to buy their love. You guys make them proud. I make them reservations and mimosas.

  Sarah : Connor, they would love you even if you were poor.

  Connor : [disgusted]  Ew, don't say that.