- Divya Katdare: [played back on Evan's cellphone] I've got a problem. Meet me at 23 Foxtail Court as soon as possible. Evan, please. I need you.
- Automated Cellphone Voice: To save this message, press nine.
- Evan Lawson: Uh, not only did I save that message, I put it on my iPod as work-out music.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: Did Boris say you could use his tennis equipment?
- Evan Lawson: You said - I'm gonna quote you right now - you said that, unless it's an emergency, leave Boris alone.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: Yeah, including all of his property, facilities and leisure gear.
- Evan Lawson: Interesting. I must've tuned that part of the lecture out.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: [handing over his cell phone] Cover for me till I get back?
- Evan Lawson: Sure.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: And don't change my ringtone to you rapping, no crank calls, no pizza deliveries...
- Evan Lawson: Charitable donations?
- Dr. Hank Lawson: No, nothing.
- Evan Lawson: Hey. So, uh, this soup is very provocative. Do you embrace customer feedback?
- Divya Katdare: [answering for Allison] I'm sure she does - from PAYING customers.
- Evan Lawson: Whoa, whoa, that was cranky. Does the doctor's little helper need a power nap or something?
- Divya Katdare: I need some boundaries.
- Evan Lawson: Boundaries? What's that supposed to mean?
- Divya Katdare: You set those TB tests at the most illogical time.
- Evan Lawson: What?
- Divya Katdare: While the restaurant was serving, Evan and then you ran around like a little Yorkie yapping at everyone, begging for treats, practically humping my leg while I'm trying to administer the shots.
- Evan Lawson: Okay, so I'd also like some boundaries, starting with the kinds of animals you're allowed to compare me to.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: What's wrong with brunch?
- Evan Lawson: It's brunch. You're wearing clothes, so it's not breakfast; you're not even that hungry yet, so it's not lunch; it's like... it's the meal that won't commit. It's the... Come to think of it, it's the perfect meal for you and Jill, so enjoy a french toast salad or whatever.
- [Divya needs Evan's help translating Italian for someone who may have TB]
- Evan Lawson: Whoa. Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, I'm not getting a disease. Are you kidding me? Especially one I didn't have any fun catching.
- Boris Kuester von Jurgens-Ratenicz: So, my privacy WASN'T violated?
- Evan Lawson: No. Not at all.
- Boris Kuester von Jurgens-Ratenicz: Then nor will yours be.
- Divya Katdare: Here's an idea: let's have dinner but absolutely no conversation.
- Evan Lawson: Yeah. Like we're married.