- Greg Hirsch: Well, how'd- how'd you get Shiv? She's out of your league.
- Tom Wambsgans: Oh! Testy, Greg!
- Greg Hirsch: Well?
- Tom Wambsgans: Well, Greg, I'll tell you. I got a dick the size of a red sequoia and I fuck like a bullet train. Okay? Satisfied?
- Greg Hirsch: Prove it.
- Tom Wambsgans: What?