- Cowboy: That ain't how money works! Money is a golden rock that we dig out of the ground, then we hope no one kills us before we trade it for pieces of green paper. It's a perfect system.
- Weekend Update Anchor: Uhm, I don't know if you guys were following the news today, but a space rocket that was spinning out of control, just minutes ago crashed into the ocean. And for once, we know it's not Elon's fault. A lot of people have been wondering "Why is he hosting our show" and now we know: it's because he needed an alibi.
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- Ooli: Yes, I was just like this normal Icelandic girl, but then my tit pop out during Prince Philip funeral, so now they give me show, heh. Lucky it was my good tit!