- [introducing another iCarly webcast]
- Carly Shay: Hey, I'm the sweet brunette.
- Sam Puckett: And I'm the dirty blonde.
- Carly Shay, Sam Puckett: And this be iCarly!
- [Carly and friends find their routines stolen for a kids' sitcom]
- Sam Puckett: Those Dingo people are dead!
- Carly Shay: What are we gonna do?
- Sam Puckett: We're gonna go find 'em and kick 'em in their dingoes!
- Spencer Shay: Okay, you guys go in there and confront the Totally Teri writers. I'm gonna go find Charles Dingo's frozen head.
- Carly Shay: Wait. Umm... maybe Freddie should go with you.
- Freddie Benson: [whiny] No, I wanna watch Sam beat up TV writers!
- [Carly, Sam, and Freddie try to convince Spencer to drive them to Dingo Studios in Hollywood]
- Carly Shay: When we get there, maybe you could find the head of Charles Dingo.
- Sam Puckett: The frozen head.
- [Spencer is convinced]
- Spencer Shay: We leave at midnight.