- Stu: I bet he's back. I bet he was the one that killed my dog.
- Officer John: Oh, horse shit. He never leaves the lake area.
- Stu: Yep, them kids gonna go on up there and get him all stirred up.
- Officer John: And nobody's seen him for years. He's probably dead.
- Stu: Now that's some horse shit.
- Eddie: I warned them. They didn't listen. They never listened.
- Officer John: Jesus Christ, Eddie. You're starting to sound like your crazy cousin Ralph.
- Eddie: God rest his soul.
- [last lines]
- Eddie: What happened out there?
- Creighton Duke: That's a very expensive question. And I'm not sure you have what it takes to pay.
- Eddie: What's it cost?
- Creighton Duke: Give me your hand.