Goon (2011)

Ricky Mabe: John Stevenson

Quotes 

• Gord Ogilvey : Alright boys, listen up. We're sill in this thing. We just need a quick one.

  John Stevenson : Listen up Cash!

  Gord Ogilvey : We gotta work harder than them, okay?

  John Stevenson : Harder than them, guys.

  Gord Ogilvey : You know what's hard work? Going through a divorce, she's trying to get all my money now. She can have half of it, I don't give a shit. The other half, hard work, mine! Some guys on their team are fuckin' divorced. Three guys there, who's fuckin' marriages are in the fuckin' toilet.

  John Stevenson : We're playing divorced guys.

  Doug Glatt : Yeah!

  Gord Ogilvey : We gotta be fuckin' triceps, biceps, arceps hard!

  Doug Glatt : Hard!

  Gord Ogilvey : Greek fuckin' underground gay porn hard!

  John Stevenson : We're all Adonises!

  Gord Ogilvey : Highlanders, gay porn hard!

  Doug Glatt : Gay porn hard!

• Evgeni : We should sign his dick. Everyone sign his dick!

  Doug Glatt : What's happening here?

  Oleg : What's the matter? You have a little puss-puss? Mommy whipped up a pussy pot pie, huh?

  Evgeni : Let's see what's going on over there.

  Oleg : Show us your dick.

  Doug Glatt : I don't want you to see my dick.

  Oleg : Why you being gay?

  Marco : I think you're fuckin', being... pretty gay.

  Oleg : It's not gay.

  Evgeni : Not if you're brothers.

  Marco : If you're brothers it's gay with a fuckin' dash of something else.

  Doug Glatt : My brother's gay and he doesn't even do that.

  Marco : I've been playing hockey my whole life, I never fuckin' signed no ones dick man.

  John Stevenson : I'll sign your dick Doug.