- Mateo Chavez: Cap?
- Owen Strand: Nobody move. Nobody use their phones. Nobody vape.
- Mateo Chavez: Cap, how'd you find me?
- Owen Strand: I followed your trail.
- Mateo Chavez: Of patty melts?
- Owen Strand: Of rescues.
- Waitress: I've got a kale antioxidant salad and a bacon blue burger with extra rings.
- Billy Tyson: Thank you. Like staring into the face of God.
- Owen Strand: Yeah. You eat that whole thing, you'll see God soon enough.
- Judd Ryder: Pardon our dust.
- Owen Strand: Sometimes I feel like the dust has been chasing me for 20 years.
- Judd Ryder: Well, it ain't caught you yet, so...
- Paul Strickland: Man, that's like something out of The Mummy. How the hell does one of these things even start anyway?
- Marjan Marwani: They happen in Lebanon. All it takes is a downburst of low-pressure air into a big, dry patch of soil and boom, you've got yourself a haboob.
- Judd Ryder: Say what?
- Marjan Marwani: Haboob. Massive dust storm. That's what they're called.
- Paul Strickland: That's just not right.
- Judd Ryder: I know. Mother Nature ain't no joke.
- Paul Strickland: No, I mean that she just said the word "haboob" and Probie wasn't here to enjoy it.