The Angry Video Game Nerd (TV Series)
Transformers (2009)
James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd
Quotes
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : As you can see, there is no Optimus Prime, which is kind of stupid. Instead, there's Rodimous Prime.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : Look at this. I'm at a farm with a dinosaur stepping on a space shuttle. I have no comment.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : The title of the game translates to "The Mystery of Optimus Prime", which sums it all up as it's a mystery to why Optimus Prime is not in this game. Instead, it's Ultra Magnus.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : How the fuck can this little thing destroy a giant robot? It's almost insulting to find out how much of an advantage the enemies have!
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : Transforming is pretty much the equivalent of saying, "Here, kill me."
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : Everything is so small, and moves so fast in so many directions, hitting your mark is like trying to piss into a shot glass that's spinning on a record player that's strapped to a cheetah's back while you're riding a unicycle on a tightrope blindfolded.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : Oh, fuck you! I can't even touch that little sideways ice cream cone?
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : Oh, that's real creative, having the Decepticon logo as a boss. That's like in the Ghostbusters game. The logo belongs on the fucking cover!
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : If Megatron isn't the final boss, I'm thinking it's gotta be Galvatron or maybe Unicron or Fuckatron. Who knows? Oh, it's Mechagodzilla. I shoulda known.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : Who are you?
Optimus Prime : My name is Optimus Prime.
The Angry Video Game Nerd : Look, you don't look like...
[the Nerd gets blasted by Optimus Prime]
Optimus Prime : I thought you were made of sterner stuff.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : One hit and you're dead, three lives no continues and no checkpoints.
[hums Robots in Disguise]
The Angry Video Game Nerd : You will hear that more often than you hear it in the fucking show!
