Dave the Barbarian (TV Series)

The Maddening Sprite of the Stump/Shrink Rap (2004)

Danny Cooksey: Dave the Barbarian, Vender

Quotes 

• Narrator : My oh my just look at that nail! Ohh cuticle girl!

  Candy : Yes?

  Narrator : Ahh good you brought my nail clipping sack! Yeah I need a little trim on this pinky toe.

  Candy : I am not doing this!

  Dave the Barbarian : You can't disobey a Sprite.

  Candy : Why not?

  Narrator : That's why!

  Candy : This is all your fault!

  Dave the Barbarian : Nuh-uh it's fangs.

  Narrator : Hey princess, if you don't want to go through life with a bowl of tuna casserole for a head. Pinky toe trim! Chop Chop.

  Narrator : And there's some fluff between my toes. Dig that out would ya?

  Candy : Ugh. Does thee ugh fluff.. Go in the sack your majesty?

  Narrator : Nah. That might disqualify me when I hand of the sack to the world record books.