- Narrator: My oh my just look at that nail! Ohh cuticle girl!
- Candy: Yes?
- Narrator: Ahh good you brought my nail clipping sack! Yeah I need a little trim on this pinky toe.
- Candy: I am not doing this!
- Dave the Barbarian: You can't disobey a Sprite.
- Candy: Why not?
- Narrator: That's why!
- Candy: This is all your fault!
- Dave the Barbarian: Nuh-uh it's fangs.
- Narrator: Hey princess, if you don't want to go through life with a bowl of tuna casserole for a head. Pinky toe trim! Chop Chop.
- Narrator: And there's some fluff between my toes. Dig that out would ya?
- Candy: Ugh. Does thee ugh fluff.. Go in the sack your majesty?
- Narrator: Nah. That might disqualify me when I hand of the sack to the world record books.