Tom Bergeron: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Himself - Host : Dr. Joyce brothers says that when bacteria get overcrowded and there's not enough food for them, some of the bacteria will do what?

  Herself - Center Square : Order out.

• Herself - Panelist : [preparing Chris Kirkpatrick for his question]  He's a little nervous.

  Himself - Host : Give him a little therapeutic massage there.

  Herself - Panelist : I just wanted to touch his hair, and my hand is bleeding.

  [then slides back to her chair] 

  Himself - Panelist : Alright...

• Himself - Host : Singer Tori Amos won a scholarship when she was 5 to study piano in a Baltimore conservatory, but was kicked out at age 11. Why?

  Herself - Panelist : Old age.

• Self - Host : In their romance rules for the new millenium, a woman's magazine says the biggest turn-off for men is if you talk too much about what?

  Self - Panelist : Anything but them

• Self - Host : Britney Spears said "My dream is to make a movie and have a love scene with..."

  [Whoopi Goldberg starts laughing] 

  Self - Panelist : Um, I remember this one time... in band camp...

  Self - Panelist : Oh my gosh...

• Self - Host : [Context: Ms. O, Audrey, is fluent in Mandarin Chinese]  First game is worth $1000, and Audrey, I believe as they say in Mandarin Chinese... you won the toss backstage.