Monica Rial: Hazuki

Quotes 

• Kaoru : [presenting tea]  I thought you'd like this.

  Kouhei Morioka : Thanks, Kaoru. You just read my mind. I didn't know that was one of your gifts.

  [Kaoru laughs demurely] 

  Hazuki : What a minute! This is OUR tea! She stole that tea from us!

  Kouhei Morioka : Come on, Hazuki.

  Hazuki : If these two grubby freaks start grubby-hitting our stuff and moving it all around, we'll never be able to find anything in the kitchen again!

  Kouhei Morioka : Yeah, like we can find anything in there now.

  Haiji : He does have a point, master. True or false: the chopsticks are in the drawer.

  Kouhei Morioka : False. Found 'em in the fridge this morning.

  Haiji : And the soy sauce - on the table, correct?

  Kouhei Morioka : In the foyer under an ornamental fan.

  Hazuki : [angrily]  A world of pain!

  Hikaru : Anyway, it's not really your kitchen at all, is it, Little Miss Mooch?

  Hazuki : Did she just... Did you just call me a mooch?

  Hikaru : Well, hey, whadda ya know? It DOES understand human languages.

• [Overly concerned for his health, the girls wrap Kouhei in a blanket, shove a thermometer in his mouth, and put an ice bag on his head] 

  Hazuki , Hikaru , Kaoru : [in unison]  Feel better?

  Kouhei Morioka : [sarcastically]  Oh, definitely. The thermometer really did the trick, thanks.

  Hazuki , Hikaru , Kaoru : [gasping in unison]  Really? I'll go get another one!

  Kouhei Morioka : [worn but kindly]  Come back here. I was just kidding.

• Hazuki : I don't mean to be so rude all the time, but they keep pissing me off.

• Kouhei Morioka : Hazuki, why are you outside, and what the hell are you wearing?

  Hazuki : I'm wearing my anti-sun cat suit. Meow! Now I can take the lobotomy twins to the hospital and the sun can't get to me, so you can stay home.

  Kouhei Morioka : So, you're a...

  Hazuki : ...a cat.

  Kouhei Morioka : Just checking.

  Hikaru : I bet that thing comes complete with fleas and heartworm.

  Hazuki : I had to make a costume overnight. Whadda you expect, glitter and sequins? Now, you get back to bed, Kouhei. Bratty and Dummy, you follow me.

• Ticket Taker : You have to have a ticket or I can't let you through.

  Hazuki : But I'm a cat!

  Ticket Taker : A cat, huh?

  Hazuki : You can't expect a cat to carry around loose change.

  Ticket Taker : Well, I expect a lot from talking cats.