- [first lines]
- Dr. Keith Ricks: Grab your recorder - let's see what the dolphins are saying.
- Pamela Blondel: The same thing they're always saying - what I couldn't do with an opposable thumb.
- Pamela Blondel: Did it ever occur to you that there are other men out there that a woman could fall in love with?
- Dr. Keith Ricks: There are?
- Dr. Keith Ricks: Hey! You need a hand?
- Bobby Grimes: A hand, a beer, a good-looking woman - whatever you can spare.
- [eyeing Pam]
- Bobby Grimes: Well, one out of three ain't bad.
- Bobby Grimes: I'm Bobby Grimes... that's right, Keith, Pam - I'm Carl's little brother.
- Pamela Blondel: [to Keith] Let's go.
- Bobby Grimes: Hey, lady, don't you want to hear how Carl's doin'?
- Pamela Blondel: Look, your brother murdered a man and held my son hostage. I hope he's rotting in prison.
- Bobby Grimes: Well, he's rotting okay - but not in prison. Carl's dead.
- [to his bound and gagged captives as he douses the room with gasoline]
- Bobby Grimes: I used to watch Batman with my brother - not the movies, the old TV shows. You know the villains would always try to off him in the most crazy ways, you know, like putting him under a giant magnifying glass before sunrise. We used to have so much fun watching that show. I thought we'd have a lot more fun when I got out of prison, but now - thanks to Dr. Ricks - I'm going to have to have all the fun by myself. I guess I'll get an incomplete in class now. Of well, there's always next semester.
- [to a barmaid]
- Bobby Grimes: You know what goes down great with a cold beer? You, baby!
- [the barmaid rolls her eyes and stalks off]
- Bobby Grimes: Is that a yes?
- [Keith's plan to lure Grimes into a trap falls apart when Pam stows away on his boat]
- Pamela Blondel: What are you going to do?
- Dr. Keith Ricks: I'm going to get Alexis and the kids out of there. She's a graduate student in marine biology. You need at least a Ph.D. to fight bad guys.
- [Pam rescues Mike, Maya and Alexis by dousing the gasoline fire with water from huge fish tanks]
- Mike Blondel: That was a gasoline fire! You're never supposed to put out a gasoline fire with water!
- [last lines]
- Alexis: Hey, where are the kids?
- Pamela Blondel: They're at the video store renting some Batman episodes.
- [Alexis gags]
- Pamela Blondel: What? No, what? I liked them old 60s TV shows. They're great.
- Dr. Keith Ricks: Yeah.
- Officer Cliff Bethers: The Wild Wild West!
- Dr. Keith Ricks: My favorite was the one with the ranger. He had two sons...
- Pamela Blondel: Oh! Oh, no. Oh, that's easy, right. Oh-oh-oh. Whoa, what's the name of it?
- [Alexis starts laughing]
- Pamela Blondel: Oh, you're too young. Ummm...