- The Irate Gamer: Let's first take look at this title: "Yo Noid". "Yo Noid"? I guess just calling it "The Noid" didn't have enough pizazz to it. I'm not sure what the thought process was behind this, but it makes as much sense as calling my show "Yo Irate Gamer". Yo.
- The Irate Gamer: Now, what mayor in their right mind would rely on a guy who destroys pizzas for a living to save his city? So unless we're talking about the fucking Mayor McCheese, I'm not buying it.
- The Irate Gamer: You know, Dominos has a lot of nerve selling out and slapping their name on such a crappy product just to make money. Wait, what's this?
- [is handed something from off screen]
- The Irate Gamer: An endorsement check from Dominos?
- [eyes become two dollar signs, accompanied by a cash register ring]
- The Irate Gamer: Well, what do I know? Maybe selling out isn't such a bad idea.
- The Irate Gamer: [dies repeatedly] Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. This game is the biggest piece of... crap!
- The Irate Gamer: So while the city's being burned to the ground, I'm stuck here having a fucking pizza eating contest.
- The Irate Gamer: How could I have endorsed such a shitty game? Well I'm done with this endorsing garbage. I'm irate, dammit, and the only one I'm selling out to
- [takes off shirt to reveal an Irate Gamer T-shirt]
- The Irate Gamer: is myself. That's right, Irate Gamer's back, baby.
- The Irate Gamer: [after putting the Noid into perspective] Now, the commercials were cool and all, but...
- [interrupted constantly by the Noid appearing and laughing]
- The Irate Gamer: but whose bright idea was it to give this guy his own video game? I mean, talk about selling out. You know this was a disaster just waiting to happen.
- [the Noid laughs again and the Gamer hits him on the head with a frying pan, knocking him out]
- The Irate Gamer: Now, when you start the game, you're told that you must defend the city from the Noid's evil twin. Hey, I got an evil twin. You know, I wonder how he's doing?
- [scene shifts to Hell]
- Evil Gamer: I hate this place! I gotta get out of here! But how?
- [thinking]
- Evil Gamer: Well, I do have an idea. But I'm gonna need some help.
- [grins and chuckles evilly]
- The Irate Gamer: [holding up the Yo Noid cartridge] "Yo Noid"? Yo, fuck yourself!
- [flips the cartridge the bird, then hurls it out the window; a man yells outside]