- Field Reporter: Other states would contact Ohio to help, but it seems that they would have to be convinced that Ohio is real first.
- Scott Wozniak: Oh my god, you know what this means?
- Rex Mohs: Not Michigan!
- Scott Wozniak: Guys, I swear there's a big blue border on everything I see and do. And I think it gets bigger the more I give into my primal urges. Watch.
- [screams]
- Scott Wozniak: You see?
- Rex Mohs: [laughs] Man, you know I've never met somebody who's f**kin' stupid before.