Frankenpimp (2009)

Tony Watt: Patient Zero, Romeo Montague

Quotes 

• Patient Zero : [Surprised, upon viewing Jesus, who turns out to be a black man]  Who knew?... I was expecting Barry Gibb.

• Patient Zero : [Voice Over about a couple bio-meganical cyborgs named "The Knife" & "Monty X"]  Meet The Knife... a Model 12... a powerful, psychotic 'toaster', who's only weakness is his berserker attitude... The class 12's are not far removed from their faulty prototypes, like Monty here... this class 11 was discontinued after his first day of duty; where as a police-borg, he and a group of Model 12's shot up a schoolbus filled with special students.

• Tricky : [Upon learning that their former colleague Green Eyes, beat this ex-girlfriend, Rose, regularly on a daily basis]  Man, that's cold... I never beat my bitches... not every day,

  Patient Zero : Tricky, you sensitive soul.

• Green Eyes : [possessed by: Ah Puch, the South American blood-demon]  I hear voices and they hate your f-ing guts!

  Tricky : [to Romeo aka: Patient Zero]  This guy's nuttier than a squirrel turd!

  Patient Zero : [to Tricky]  Aw, you're just jealous 'coz the voices aren't talking to you.