Gleason celebrates his 15th anniversary in show business with a production number to "There's No Business Like Show Business," featuring him doing soft shoe. Jackie reads from a showgirl's diary he found in his dressing room. "The Bachelor" spends an evening at home watching the attractive girl across the alley. Product tester Jackie tries "Soothe Drip Coffee" which makes him extremely jittery and "Atomic Crispies" which explode when agitated.