James Best: Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane

Quotes 

• Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : [shudders]  It's colder than Boss's heart in here. So I'm glad I thought to bring them longjohns.

  [chuckles] 

• Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : Boss, you ain't gonna believe this, but I found this gravy boat where my longjohns was supposed to be, and I started wipin' off the old gravy, and blooey, this big Arab comes outta nowhere, telling me to make a wish.