SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Tentacle-Vision/I Heart Dancing (2009)

Dee Bradley Baker: Squilliam, Zeus

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Quotes 

• [much to Squidward's annoyance, "Fab and Fancy" has been cancelled in favor of "The Guitar Lord"] 

  Zeus : Hey. I'm Zeus the Guitar Lord. I don't have a guitar yet. But if I did, I would want a really killer one like this!

  [pulls out a paper, showing a red guitar] 

  Squidward : [scoffs, upset]  He obviously doesn't know the first thing about music! This is an outrage!

  Zeus : [shows his phone number: "1-32G-LORD"]  So, here's my number if you want to talk about...

  [phone rings] 

  Zeus : Hello?

  Squidward : [angrily]  Where is my "Fab and Fancy"?

  Zeus : Your... what?

  Squidward : I'm quite certain you wouldn't know culture if it bit you on the guitar!

  Zeus : Uh... hummm... I don't have a guitar.

  Squidward : Do they just give a show to just anybody over there?

  Zeus : Pretty much. My mom gave me this one for my birthday.

  Squidward : [surprised]  Really?

  Zeus : Yeah. I wanted a guitar or a star named after me... but you know, whatever. I guess a TV show is cool.

  Squidward : It's that easy?

  [hangs up phone and dials a number] 

  Squidward : Hello? Bikini Bottom Public Access?

  [excitedly] 

  Squidward : Give me a TV show! Give me a TV show! I want a show!