- Professor: Waving male. Since you couldn't bother to come here on time, perhaps you'll answer the first question. What do you think of the character of Rico?
- Scott Bardo: Of.. of Rico?
- Zelda Cruz: Didn't you know there was reading for the first day of class?
- Scott Bardo: Of course.
- Professor: Well, what do you think of the character of Rico?
- Scott Bardo: Uh... I think Rico was a normal human man with normal human needs.
- [the professor looks at him]
- Scott Bardo: What?
- Professor: He was a rapist!
- Scott Bardo: Oh.
- Professor: Well, which is it? Are you a liar or a sexist?
- Scott Bardo: Uh... Lex?
- Zeke: Yo. When Rico makes the girl dead, the author makes it seem like that's a bad thing. It's totally anticorpseist.
- Professor: Get a life.
- Zeke: That's offensive!