Mister Dissolute (2009 Video)
Mark Baranowski: Det. Ron Fugate
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Quotes
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Det. Morris Brinson : That bitch got you trained like a dog, man. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Det. Ron Fugate : I am. It's so humiliating.
Det. Morris Brinson : Yeah, I can tell.
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Det. Ron Fugate : I'm on vacation! What else do you want me to do?
Det. Morris Brinson : Vacation, my ass! We got a business to run!
Det. Ron Fugate : Cool out, Morris. Our business runs itself.
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Det. Ron Fugate : You must hate me.
Sheila Grant : I don't hate anybody. I'm your lawyer, that's not my job.
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Kristen Fugate : Well, if it isn't Mister Dissolute.
Det. Ron Fugate : Dissolute... adjective. Means loose in morals or conduct. Yep, that's me.
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Det. Ron Fugate : I see "no" still means "yes" to you.
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Det. Ron Fugate : Don't hate your mom. She might hate me, but at least I can be replaced. No matter what, she's still your mom.
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Det. Ron Fugate : I'd like to think I'm a decent guy, but... I'm no saint, that's for sure.
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Det. Ron Fugate : What can I say? I've got a problem, sweetie. I'm sorry.
Josie Fugate : You don't have to be sorry. You're still my daddy, and I love you, no matter what.
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Det. Ron Fugate : Just a question of time.
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Lt. James Holland : You got big balls, Fugate... and I know that for a fact. That's the problem. I don't wanna see another man's dick unless there's a naked woman between us... Ain't no women in the men's room. What the fuck's wrong with you?
Det. Ron Fugate : Mia had just called me, and got me riled up, all right? It had to be done!
Lt. James Holland : At the sink? Why didn't you go in the stall, or lock the fuckin' door?
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Det. Ron Fugate : We just... haven't been getting along, and he makes me nervous. Sex and drugs corrupted me, and money did it to him. I know him too well... He'll do anything for it.
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Lt. James Holland : Fine. But you stay in the shadows, report to me... and keep that fuckin' thing in your pants!
Det. Ron Fugate : Thanks, Lieutenant! I love ya!
Lt. James Holland : Don't love me! And don't touch me again... freaky motherfucker.
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Det. Ron Fugate : Any problems?
Cheryl : Nope... just this one, bitchin' about her first ass-to-mouth experience.
Grace : From your ass to my mouth! Bitch, I love you and all, but not that much! Anyway, isn't there a law against shit like that?
Det. Ron Fugate : The customer's always right, sweetheart. If he's got the bread, you gotta spread. Sorry.
Grace : Shit. Thanks a lot.
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Det. Ron Fugate : Trouble? No trouble at all.
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Mia : What took you so long?
Det. Ron Fugate : Business before pleasure, sweetheart.
Mia : Bullshit. Your business is pleasure. I'm just icing on the cake.
Det. Ron Fugate : Couldn't have said it better, myself.
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Josie Fugate : I'm a big girl, Dad. I can handle it. Nothing's gonna change my love for you... So, can we go now?
Det. Ron Fugate : Against my better judgment, young lady. Believe me.
Josie Fugate : I believe you, Daddy... and I love you, too.
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Det. Ron Fugate : I ask the questions, you give the answers, remember? Stick to the script, and tell me what else you know.
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Josie Fugate : Wait... Somebody wants to kill you?
Det. Ron Fugate : I told you you're better off with your mother.
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Det. Ron Fugate : You hit her again... and there won't be any lawyers involved... I'll kill you.
Det. Morris Brinson : Can I quote you on that, detective?
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Det. Ron Fugate : Time hardly matters to a man like Macrease Jones. Besides, he was living like a star, in the joint. You know, he told me sodomy is just as satisfying as murder.
Sal : I'll take his word for it.
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Sal : So... you put a killer back on the street just to take out your garbage. You're a cold motherfucker, you know that?
Det. Ron Fugate : I am what I am, Sally girl.
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Det. Ron Fugate : No one's gonna know about Gloria until the neighbors start to smell her.
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Det. Morris Brinson : Everything okay?
Det. Ron Fugate : No.
Det. Morris Brinson : Was that Gloria?
Det. Ron Fugate : Yep.
Det. Morris Brinson : She finally find out you're bangin' her sister?
Det. Ron Fugate : Yep.
Det. Morris Brinson : Damn.
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Det. Ron Fugate : What's shakin', chief?
Det. Morris Brinson : What's shakin', my ass! You ain't takin' my calls, now?
Det. Ron Fugate : Priorities, partner. Believe it or not, some things are more important to me than you.
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Det. Ron Fugate : Rumor has it Macrease Jones put a hit out on me and Morris. I need to find out if that's true, and if it is, I'll be damned I'm gonna sit around waitin' to get popped!
Lt. James Holland : Well, if it's true, you got more balls than I thought... What are you doin' out in the open?
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Det. Ron Fugate : You've gotta put me back on the street.
Lt. James Holland : I don't gotta do nothin'!
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Det. Ron Fugate : How's it goin', Sal? Good to see ya.
Sal : It is, isn't it?
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Det. Ron Fugate : It's not that easy, Sheila. Her mother's a drunk, and she's gotten violent. I won't have Josie subjected to her shit.
Sheila Grant : Oh, yes you will, Ron. Or you'll be subjected to a public defender's shit! I've had it with you!
Det. Ron Fugate : Well, gee whiz, Sheila. I thought we had somethin' special!
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Det. Morris Brinson : You gonna work today, or what?
Det. Ron Fugate : What are you talkin' about? I've been workin' all night!
Det. Morris Brinson : Don't tell me... Stakin' out Mia again, right? Shit, that ain't workin'.
Det. Ron Fugate : The hell it ain't!
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Det. Ron Fugate : Your mom left me when she found out I was screwin' the hookers I should have been bustin'... I got suspended when my lieutenant caught me jerkin' off in the precinct bathroom... and Gloria just filed for divorce 'cause I've been havin' an affair with her sister.