- [Pam walks in and interrupts Eric and Sookie]
- Eric Northman: What?
- Pam De Beaufort: Blah blah vampire emergency, blah
- Sookie Stackhouse: I'm a fairy? How fucking lame.
- Bill Compton: Fairy is but one of the names.
- Sookie Stackhouse: What other names are there?
- Bill Compton: Finodrerr. Ellyllon. The Old People.
- [pause]
- Bill Compton: ... Aliens.
- Sookie Stackhouse: God fucking damn it. I really am an alien.
- Yvetta: You're giving her everything? You promised to take care of me!
- Eric Northman: I promised you a job and good sex. That is all.
- Yvetta: So I mean nothing to you?
- Eric Northman: Less than nothing, you gold-digging whore!
- [Yvetta storms out]
- Pam De Beaufort: You can be a cold-hearted bastard.
- Calvin Norris: You let these faggots put vamper juice in me?
- Crystal Norris: They saved your life!
- [He slaps her and runs off]
- Jesus Velasquez: You okay?
- Crystal Norris: I can take care of myself. Daddy, wait! Daddy!
- [Runs after Calvin]
- Lafayette Reynolds: ...Them fuckers is a whole new dimension of trash.
- Jason Stackhouse: I'm good at protecting people. It's like the only thing I do right, and that's what I'm doing.
- Sookie Stackhouse: You're not protecting her. You're lying to her.
- Jason Stackhouse: And they ain't always so different.
- Sookie Stackhouse: Yes, they are.
- Jason Stackhouse: How would you know, Sook? No one can keep anything from you.
- Sookie Stackhouse: Vampires can.
- Eric Northman: [to Pam] Your lack of sentiment has always been your most admirable quality. Do not disappoint me now.
- Bill Compton: Sookie. It is not your blood that I love. I love *you*. Your mind; your heart; your soul. And I will forswear ever feeding on you again if that's what it takes to convince you of that. You have brought light back into my life; and hope; and gratitude. That is why I love you. Nothing else.
- Bill Compton: You're mostly human. Apparently, a Fae coupled with one of your female ancestors.
- Sookie Stackhouse: Coupled?
- Bill Compton: The Fae were known for breeding with humans, sometimes against the human's will.
- Sookie Stackhouse: My people are rapists?
- Sookie Stackhouse: Claudine told me you would take my light.
- Bill Compton: She's afraid for you, and with good reason.
- Sookie Stackhouse: What reason is that?
- Bill Compton: Every supernatural I have ever met believes the Fae were wiped out of existence... by vampires.
- Eric Northman: Russell Edgington was maybe the oldest and strongest vampire on the planet, before he eviscerated a newsman live on TV. Now he's also the craziest, and his rage is directed at me.
- Eric Northman: Russell will come for her.
- Bill Compton: Well, you should know, since you're now his butt boy.
- Eric Northman: No longer. I killed Talbot.
- Bill Compton: So that's why he went medieval on TV. Well, thanks, Eric. You just put our cause back a thousand years.
- Tommy Mickens: Guess we're on our own for clean up.
- Arlene Fowler: I ain't filling salt shakers while innocent people are being attacked by vampires. It was only a matter of time before one of y'all got caught on film.
- Jessica Hamby: [Runs at Arlene, pins her to the wall] Okay, we get it. You don't like vampires. Well I don't like narrow minded skinny bitches with bad dye jobs. But at least I've got the courtesy to keep my mouth shut about it... Most of the time.
- Sam Merlotte: Why exactly are you handing me marijuana?
- Holly Cleary: Black cohosh. Brings down your testosterone levels. For your rage. You obviously have a problem.
- Sam Merlotte: Thanks. You got anything that works for nosiness and bad boundaries?
- Holly Cleary: Oh, I'm sorry. It's just something I do. I give people remedies. I'm a Wiccan.
- Sam Merlotte: Hey, listen. You're new here, so you wouldn't know this, but I got two rules in my bar: No dancing, no religion.
- Tommy Mickens: Dude, why'd you tell 'em that guy didn't die? You were finally getting some respect.
- Sam Merlotte: Tommy, it's not respect when your employees think you're a psychopath.