- Sookie Stackhouse: Who would we be if we were normal? It's hard to even picture it. Would we live in Gran's house or your house?
- Bill Compton: Both. We'd be married, happily married.
- Sookie Stackhouse: And I'm not a waitress anymore. I'm... I'm going to college. No, I'm a real estate agent, and I'm really rich.
- Bill Compton: I teach third grade and I love my job.
- Sookie Stackhouse: We'll have a big flower garden.
- Bill Compton: We grow vegetables.
- Sookie Stackhouse: Tara comes over for dinner and sometimes we double date with Arlene and Terry.
- Bill Compton: And I go fishing with Jason.
- Sookie Stackhouse: We don't even know Eric Northman.
- Bill Compton: Everything is peaceful.
- Pam De Beaufort: Don't leave me alone with this idiot immigrant.
- Yvetta: Idiot?
- [laughs]
- Yvetta: In Tallinn, I am a cardiologist.
- Eric Northman: A thousand years ago, you brought your wolves among the vikings to butcher a human family. My family. Apparently you wanted my fathers crown for your vast collection of meaningless shit.
- Russell Edgington: My, my. To lose the one man I ever loved because you miss your mommy and daddy? Well, that is a kick in the pants.
- Eric Northman: And there are consequences, even for Russell Edgington.
- Russell Edgington: Your country is begging to be conquered.
- Sookie Stackhouse: You don't know much about America.
- Russell Edgington: Graffiti is the desperate cry of your dying reign. Your so-called society is disintegrating. Soon there will be anarchy and then there will be me.
- Bill Compton: When this is over, let's begin again. We'll be new.
- Sookie Stackhouse: Will we? I don't know. I don't know if people change, even when they try.
- Bill Compton: We can if we want to. Do you want to?
- Sookie Stackhouse: You know I do.
- Pam De Beaufort: They're not here.
- Bill Compton: Sookie is. I feel her fear.
- Pam De Beaufort: She came here on her own. It's not our fault you weren't invited. Maybe she's afraid of you.
- Bill Compton: Did she say that?
- Pam De Beaufort: I don't think she wants you anymore.
- Bill Compton: If you try to keep her from me, I will kill you.
- Pam De Beaufort: Get a clue, Bill. I'm not the enemy.
- Bill Compton: I am older and stronger. You are no match for me.
- Pam De Beaufort: This is not just about your relationship, you infatuated tween. There's a bigger picture.
- Sookie Stackhouse: I thought you were on Eric's team.
- Yvetta: Him? Big, blond stupid. I hate.
- Sookie Stackhouse: Me too. He's a two-faced snaky son of a bitch.
- Yvetta: Bastard and bitch Pam.
- Lafayette Reynolds: I'm a V veteran and I know for a fact the blood can lie.
- Jesus Velasquez: Did that feel like a lie to you?
- Lafayette Reynolds: No.
- Jesus Velasquez: Let's do it again.
- Lafayette Reynolds: [Scoffs] Just like a virgin.
- Jesus Velasquez: Oh, come on, baby. Take me back.
- [sighs]
- Jesus Velasquez: I want to see my people. I wanna hear what they have to say. I-I feel like like everything that I need to learn is just one drop away.
- Lafayette Reynolds: Well, boy, you can't control the destination. We can end up in hell or fucking South Dakota.
- Jason Stackhouse: It's like a werewolf, only a panther?
- Crystal Norris: Yes. A werepanther.
- [Jason is silent]
- Crystal Norris: Well, I'm I'm just the same as I always been. I told you I had secrets, and you said you didn't care.
- Jason Stackhouse: I thought it was shoplifting or something!
- Russell Edgington: I'm excited to destroy you.
- Eric Northman: My loved ones are dead, and now Talbot is dead. We're even.
- Russell Edgington: Don't beg for mercy. It's such a bore.
- Summer: Hoyt doesn't want me.
- Maxine Fortenberry: Oh, darn it all to heck. Dagnabit. Shitfire. I could ring his big old neck. How could I bring up a child so willful and dumb?
- Summer: I even offered him my virginity, and he turned me down flat.
- Maxine Fortenberry: Oh, Summer. I appreciate that. Even if you broke God's law.
- Summer: It's my fault. I'm not tall like her. I can't even reach stuff on my own closet shelf without a grabber.
- Arlene Fowler: I never thought of God as a woman. But if you're with me tonight, maybe you are. And, mama, if you can hear me, would you listen? Really just listen for once?
- [sighs]
- Arlene Fowler: You gotta know this is the right thing to do. It's it's the only way to be sure that Rene will never pass his sickness on to the world. Then Coby and Lisa and Terry will be safe, and I won't have to live my whole life in fear. And the baby won't have to be a crazed killer.
- Pam De Beaufort: Don't you want the key?
- [Sprays Bill in the eyes]
- Bill Compton: Aaaauugh!
- Pam De Beaufort: Colloidal silver. In-stock and overpriced at your neighborhood health food store.
- Eric Northman: What's this?
- Pam De Beaufort: [Teary] Nothing. It's bleeds.
- Eric Northman: You know I love you more when you're cold and heartless.