Castle (TV Series)
Fool Me Once... (2009)
Stana Katic: Kate Beckett
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Quotes
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Kate Beckett : I hate this case.
Richard Castle : I know! Isn't it great?
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[discussing Castle's New York Times Bestseller 'Heat Wave']
Kate Beckett : Wait. There's a sex scene in the book?
[pause]
Kate Beckett : Between us?
Richard Castle : There's a sex scene in the book between Nikki Heat and the roguishly handsome reporter who's helping her.
Kate Beckett : Oh, good. So he's nothing like you.
Richard Castle : Funny.
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Kate Beckett : Welcome to parenting a teenage girl. As someone who used to be one, you have my sympathy.
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Richard Castle : It's on page 105, by the way.
Kate Beckett : What?
Richard Castle : That sex scene you're looking for. And Agent Gray was right. It's steamy.
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Kate Beckett : Lanie, what do we got?
Lanie Parish : Victim was shot once in the face with a large-caliber bullet.
Richard Castle : Ouch.
Lanie Parish : Oh, I don't think he felt much with a bullet that size.
Kate Beckett : Face shots usually indicate a deep anger in the shooter. Literally trying to erase what makes the victim a person.
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Richard Castle : So, have you read it?
Kate Beckett : Read what?
Richard Castle : The book.
Kate Beckett : What book?
[Castle gives her a look]
Kate Beckett : Oh! Your book. "Heat Wave".
Richard Castle : Well?
Kate Beckett : I haven't gotten to it yet.
Richard Castle : What do you mean you haven't gotten to it yet?
Kate Beckett : I'm sorry. I've just been so busy with work, I haven't had time.
Richard Castle : You were all over me to get a copy of that book. Do you have any idea how many hoops I had to jump through, just so my editor wouldn't send an armed guard to watch over you *while* you read it? The least you could do is to...
[realization dawns on him]
Richard Castle : Oh.
[chuckles]
Richard Castle : Oh! I see what you're doing.
Kate Beckett : I'm not doing anything.
Richard Castle : Oh, yes, you are. Yes, you are. You're trying to push my buttons, but it's not gonna work.
Kate Beckett : Really?
Richard Castle : Mmm.
Kate Beckett : 'Cause it seems to be working just great.
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[watching a murder caught on tape]
Richard Castle : That was awesome! I mean, well, obviously it was horrible, but... That's not the Arctic.
Kate Beckett : That's an apartment, but where?
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Kevin Ryan : You know what I don't get?
Kate Beckett : Mm-hmm?
Kevin Ryan : Why go to so much trouble to create such an elaborate scam? Fletcher must have spent *weeks* going through all the prep work.
Kate Beckett : I can give you 50,000 reasons why.
Richard Castle : Yeah, but for con men, it's not just about the money. I mean, for them, it's about the game. The... the thrill they get from pulling a con, it's like a drug high.
Captain Roy Montgomery : [approaching] Con man was on drugs?
Kate Beckett : No, sir. Castle is just giving us psychological insight based on his extensive experience as a fraud.
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Kate Beckett : It's really a kind of a psychopathy. To be so cold that you can look someone in the eye, tell them that you love them, and then rob them blind without the slightest remorse.
Richard Castle : Whoa, I just flashed back to the eighth grade. Sherry Ort. Broke my heart, stole my lunch money.
Kate Beckett : [her phone rings] Beckett.
Richard Castle : Then she laughed about it with her friends.
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Kate Beckett : Okay, Castle. What was so important that you had to cut my sparring session short?
Richard Castle : Just that I cracked this case wide open. You know, the thought of you fighting in a ring with another woman... Strangely arousing.
Kate Beckett : Who says I was sparring with a woman?
Richard Castle : Oh, your mystery date.
Kate Beckett : Oh, do I detect some jealousy?
Richard Castle : Me, jealous? Ha! Double ha.
Kate Beckett : [teasing] What if I told you that my date... was with your book?
Richard Castle : Really?
Kate Beckett : [seriously] No. God, you're easy.
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Elise Finnegan : Steven wasn't a con man.
Kate Beckett : Elise, we...
Elise Finnegan : He wasn't. He was in the CIA.
Richard Castle : [barely able to contain his excitement] This is the best case ever.
Kate Beckett : Shut up.
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Kate Beckett : Who are you calling?
Richard Castle : My guy in the CIA.
Kate Beckett : You have a guy in the CIA?
Richard Castle : When you gonna learn? I've got a guy *everywhere*.