The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)

The Night of the Comet (2009)

Ian Somerhalder: Damon Salvatore

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• Elena Gilbert : Stefan never mentioned he had a brother.

  Damon Salvatore : Well, Stefan isn't one to brag.

• Elena Gilbert : This is your living room?

  Damon Salvatore : Living room, parlour... Sotheby's auction.

• Vicki Donovan : I know you.

  Damon Salvatore : Well, that's unfortunate.

• Damon Salvatore : [to Stefan]  Great gal, she's got spunk. You, on the other hand, look pooped.

• Stefan Salvatore : How long was Elena here?

  Damon Salvatore : Were you worried, Stefan? Afraid we might be doomed to repeat the past? Isn't that why you play your little game "I'm a high school human"?

• Damon Salvatore : You have two choices. You can feed, and make her forget, or you can let her run screaming "Vampire!" through the town square.

  Stefan Salvatore : That's what this is about? You wanna expose me?

  Damon Salvatore : No! I want you to remember who you are!

  Stefan Salvatore : Why? So what, so I'll feed, so I'll kill, so I'll remember what it's like to be brothers again? You know what, let her go. Let her tell everyone that vampires have returned to Mystic Falls, let them chain me up and drive a stake through my heart, 'cause then at least I'll be free of you.

• Damon Salvatore : That's for me to know and you to dot, dot, dot.

• Damon Salvatore : Have you been eating bunnies?

• Damon Salvatore : It's good to be home. I think I might stay awhile. This town could use a bit of a wake up call, don't you think?

  Stefan Salvatore : What are you up to, Damon?

  Damon Salvatore : That's for me to know and for you to dot dot dot.

• Elena Gilbert : I'm... I'm sorry for barging in. The door was...

  [she looks, it's closed] 

  Elena Gilbert : open.

  Damon Salvatore : You must be Elena. I'm Damon, Stefan's brother.

  Elena Gilbert : He didn't tell me he had a brother.

  Damon Salvatore : Well, Stefan's not one to brag. Please. Come. I'm sure Stefan will be along any second.

  Elena Gilbert : [entering majestic room]  Wow, this is your living room?

  Damon Salvatore : Living room, parlor, Sotheby's auction. It's a little kitschy for my taste.

• Damon Salvatore : [to Stefan]  We both know that the closest you'll come to humanity is when you rip it open and feed on it.

• Caroline Forbes : No, I was hoping I would see you again.

  Damon Salvatore : I know.

  Caroline Forbes : Cocky much?

  Damon Salvatore : Very much.