The Office (TV Series)
The Meeting (2009)
Craig Robinson: Darryl Philbin
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Quotes
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Toby Flenderson : Hey, Darryl, look, uh... We're here to apologize.
Darryl Philbin : Then we're cool.
Dwight Schrute : [notices the warehouse employees behind him] Wait! They're using the lift as their own personal elevator.
Toby Flenderson : What?
Dwight Schrute : He broke his ankle climbing over the railing, then he lied about it because it was a misuse of company equipment. Case. Closed.
Darryl Philbin : That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
Dwight Schrute : Really? Then why is there new wood only on one railing? Hmm?
[to Toby]
Dwight Schrute : Let's just check the security tapes, Toby.
Toby Flenderson : Well, you know, I don't think there's any reason to check 'em, but I suppose if you want to be really certain...
Darryl Philbin : Alright, yeah. Fine, so whatever.
Dwight Schrute : YES!
Toby Flenderson : You really did it.
Dwight Schrute : Now, I would like to file an official complaint to corporate because Darryl lied on an official form.
Darryl Philbin : [rises to his feet] Then I'm telling 'em you guys sexually harassed my sister.
Dwight Schrute : [snorts] No judge is gonna believe that.
[Upon hearing this, Gwyneth also stands up next to Darryl and joins the tense stare-down. Dwight doesn't back down, but his eyes shift edgily between Darryl and Gwyneth]
Toby Flenderson : [nervously] Okay... Look, we could all file complaints against each other and just drown in a sea of paperwork, but, you know, we'll just move on with our -- with our lives.
[Still engrossed in their confrontation, Dwight and Darryl ignore him]
Toby Flenderson : [later, in the annex] So Dwight and Darryl came to an agreement that they would both file complaints against corporate, and now I get to do all this paperwork.
[pause]
Toby Flenderson : We worked it out.