- Baron von Butcher: This is the first step in my brilliant plan to steal and dispose of the Star of Karachi Diamond.
- Ali Assa Seen: I await your word, my leader. Yeah, yeah, y-yeah, yeah.
- Baron von Butcher: Tonight, you will steal the Star of Karachi Diamond. Then you will deliver it to the Duchess at Big Mountain Ski Resort.
- Ali Assa Seen: I understand.
- Baron von Butcher: I will get the diamond there and deliver it to the Dragon Woman on her nuclear power junk.
- Ali Assa Seen: Excellent!
- Baron von Butcher: Uh-huh. Danke Schoen.
- Ali Assa Seen: You and certainly welcome. Yeah.
- Baron von Butcher: Now, listen.
- [the Baron coughs]
- Baron von Butcher: The Dragon Woman will then smuggle it into Hong Kong and sell it to a wealthy diamond merchant I have contacted.
- Ali Assa Seen: An ingenious plan.
- Baron von Butcher: I have covered every detail.
- Ali Assa Seen: How do I steal the diamond?
- Baron von Butcher: That's your problem.
- Wang Fu: Dragon Woman?
- Dragon Woman: Yes, Wang Fu?
- Wang Fu: What did Baron say in message?
- Dragon Woman: When Star of Karachi Diamond stolen, we sell it for $3 million.
- Wang Fu: Then divide money. How much for each of us?
- Dragon Woman: I figure out on abacus.
- [Short pause]
- Dragon Woman: Each member of C.H.U.M.P. will get $500,000.
- Wang Fu: What you do with your share of money?
- Dragon Woman: First thing, I will get rid of this abacus and buy adding machine.
- Narrator: A short time later, at the Headquarters of A.P.E., the Agency to Prevent Evil, Commander Darwin, the Head of A.P.E., awaited the arrival of his two top agents; Lance Link and Mata Hairi.
- Commander Darwin: Sit down, you two.
- [Darwin clears his throat]
- Mata Hairi: Hi, Commander. What's new on the robbery?
- Commander Darwin: We just intercepted a phone call from Ali Assa Seen to the Duchess out at the Big Mountain Ski Resort.
- Lancelot Link: Oh, what's your theory, Darwin?
- Commander Darwin: They're passing the diamond there. I'm sure.
- Mata Hairi: Oh, those fiends! Ooh!
- Lancelot Link: Don't worry, Commander. We'll stop them.
- Baron von Butcher: Did Ali Assa Seen get here yet?
- The Duchess: Not yet.
- Baron von Butcher: Have you seen any sight of A.P.E. agents around here?
- The Duchess: No, not a one.
- Baron von Butcher: Very good. That'll make everything easy.
- The Duchess: My maid mentioned there's a marvelous expert ski instructor here. I think I'll take some skiing lessons.
- [the Duchess walks away]
- Baron von Butcher: And so, soon we will have the most valuable jewel in the world.
- The Duchess: Oh, the famous Star of Karachi Diamond.
- Creto: Si, and it costs $3 million, too.
- Baron von Butcher: Nonsense. It costs C.H.U.M.P. nothing. We are going to steal it.
- [Creto and the Duchess chuckle]
- Baron von Butcher: [as Creto holds a pair of scissors above his head] Take some off the top. I don't like long hair.