Meet Cute (I) (2022)

Pete Davidson: Gary

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• Gary : Love is real. This is not, it's very fake, it's orchestrated. It's inorganic.

  June : You ever had an organic banana? Tastes just like a regular banana.

• Gary : This? This is the source of all my problems?

  June : Yeah. But sounds like you had a pretty sweet night last night.

  Gary : Yeah, over and over and over again, like I'm in some sort of fucked-up permanent purgatory hell.

  June : So like love?

  Gary : No, not at all. She keeps making me do the same thing. And what's weird about it is, I like her.

  June : Oh, so like a relationship?

  Gary : No, not like a relationship at all. I get emotionally involved and then somehow get hurt, and I don't even know how many times she's done it.

  June : So like love?

  Gary : No, 'cause love is-- love is real. This is not. This is very fake. This is orchestrated. This is inorganic.

• Gary : Hi

  Chai : Beautiful night

  Gary : Yes, it is. What do you recommend?

  Chai : We've got a flavor called Childhood. It's, er, ice cream made out of milk left to soak for two weeks in Fruity Pebbles cereal served on a cone made out of deconstructed peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

  Gary : Erm, do you... have vanilla?

  Chai : No

  Gary : You know, it... it really does taste like my childhood

  Sheila : I know. Mine too; it's amazing!

• Chai : Locally sourced Sour Patch Kids roughly shaved onto a bed of whimsical romaine lettuce-flavored gelato

  Gary : Alright...

  Sheila : Two!

• Sheila : So actually, this was the spot I was gonna kill myself. Can you believe it?

  Gary : Wait. Really?

  Sheila : I know. Think about it. The drop, the dive, the chill of the water. I mean, it's a pretty good way Plus, no blood, and no, like, weird forensics. Like, what happened to her? It'd be very obvious. Pretty selfless way to kill yourself, don't you think? I feel like people would call me the Mother Teresa of suicides. Maybe not, but I don't mind if they do.