- Crowley: [referring to Gabriel] He is not our friend!
- Aziraphale: I don't think he really has any friends.
- Crowley: Exactly.
- Aziraphale: Yes, exactly.
- Crowley: What does your exactly mean, exactly? I feel like your exactly and my exactly are different exactlys.
- Crowley: We can just take him somewhere and leave him there.
- Aziraphale: Take him where?
- Crowley: Anywhere. The crucial part of the plan isn't the taking him somewhere.
- Crowley: Well, I don't suppose anyone could object to me putting a note into the suggestion box.
- Aziraphale: I don't believe The Almighty has actually created a suggestion box.
- Maggie: You can't just forgive me eight months' rent.
- Aziraphale: Oh, I can. I'm very good at forgiveness. It's one of my favorite things.
- Aziraphale: Crowley, he's in trouble.
- Crowley: Then we should get as far from him as we can, as quickly as possible.
- Aziraphale: He said something terrible was going to happen to him.
- Crowley: All the more reason for him to be nowhere near us when it does!
- Gabriel: You recognize me.
- Aziraphale: Well, I err... know someone who looks like you.
- Gabriel: That's probably me then. I think that's one of the main ways you can tell.