The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show (TV Series)

Gracie and George Have a Mystery Anniversary (1954)

Gracie Allen: Gracie Allen

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• Blanche Morton : Gracie, you know, I still have to find a pair of shoes? Oh, I must have tried on dozens of pairs. As a matter of fact, the manager had two salesmen waiting on me.

  Gracie Allen : Oh, and the salesmen couldn't find any for you?

  Blanche Morton : They were too tight.

  Gracie Allen : Oh! Well, then you should have reported them to the management. You know, salesmen have no right to be drinking on the job.

  Blanche Morton : No, honey, the shoes were too small, not the salesmen. They pinched my feet terribly.

  Gracie Allen : Oh. Well, you were lucky that's all they pinched. You know, when two salesmen are celebrating like that, they don't know what they're doing.